online shopping doesn't :wacko:
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It's cold tonight. Thinking about hitting up my bed.
I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Awkward...
:lol
A man goes to India for a cheap penis extension.The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3000. The man agrees. 6 weeks later, while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his cock flies out and steals an apple off the table and goes back into his pants. "Wow!", she says, "can you do that again?" He says,"My cock can, but I don't think my arsehole can take another apple."
butts
tits