The Wang Out: Penis in Nakayoshi World

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11th-March-2017, 22:39
Crash-Headroom

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Are there more of you, Crash? Im not familiar this whole Animorph-phile subculture. No judging; after all, who am I to judge? :wacko:
This past summer, I met a guy at the bar who went on and an about xenomorphs and the like. I engaged him to draw his attention off the waitress that I was drooling over. He was talking her ear off about them. :lol

We are a rare breed, brought about by our lord and savior Gigar XD who believed anything, EVEN MACHINES are better with a set of boobs.
Nah seriously i don't know how many people are into it...also did she enjoy talking about them? XD lol if not then he reeeeally needs a hobby, im not that bad but woe betide anyone who enters my room put it that way lol
11th-March-2017, 22:46
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Crash-Headroom

We are a rare breed, brought about by our lord and savior Gigar XD who believed anything, EVEN MACHINES are better with a set of boobs.
Nah seriously i don't know how many people are into it...also did she enjoy talking about them? XD lol if not then he reeeeally needs a hobby, im not that bad but woe betide anyone who enters my room put it that way lol

Nooo...My intentions were to relieve her. On second thought, she may not be all that interesting to me. The week before, my brother and I were having a holler fest over the NES Duck Tales Sound Track and I pulled her into it. Shes was like "uhhh, Mario's cool" :rolleyes:
11th-March-2017, 22:48
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Are there more of you, Crash? Im not familiar this whole Animorph-phile subculture. No judging; after all, who am I to judge? :wacko:
This past summer, I met a guy at the bar who went on and an about xenomorphs and the like. I engaged him to draw his attention off the waitress that I was drooling over. He was talking her ear off about them. :lol

Jazz pickup line: Hey baby, wanna see my meat!?

:wacko:
11th-March-2017, 22:48
Jazzmarazz

Honestly, the cutest little thing. She is one of the two exceptions I would make for white girls. Her and Emma Watson, Otherwise, Im all about yeller.
FML
11th-March-2017, 22:52
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Eldred

Jazz pickup line: Hey baby, wanna see my meat!?

:wacko:

I am paid hourly to handle raw flesh.
I over heard a pickup line recently: "I would rob a bank for you"
With my luck and social prowess, it would come out as " I would rob you" just before I flush bright red and dash away...
11th-March-2017, 22:52
Crash-Headroom

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Nooo...My intentions were to relieve her. On second thought, she may not be all that interesting to me. The week before, my brother and I were having a holler fest over the NES Duck Tales Sound Track and I pulled her into it. Shes was like "uhhh, Mario's cool" :rolleyes:

No megaman? No lovin' from crash -_- TO CURB LADY TO THE CURB!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

I am paid hourly to handle raw flesh.
I over heard a pickup line recently: "I would rob a bank for you"
With my luck and social prowess, it would come out as " I would rob you" just before I flush bright red and dash away...

That is fucking terrible XD "hey baybeh, can i drill your safe doors? How bout cutting your secuity cable up your back ehhh? H-HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN!? I DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO STUFF YOU IN MY DUFFLE BAG AND WALK AWAY WITH YOU!!" ....i used to play far to much payday
11th-March-2017, 22:57
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

I am paid hourly to handle raw flesh.
I over heard a pickup line recently: "I would rob a bank for you"
With my luck and social prowess, it would come out as " I would rob you" just before I flush bright red and dash away...

I always suspected that you were some kind of ruffian :Jazz:.
11th-March-2017, 23:06
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Crash-Headroom

No megaman? No lovin' from crash -_- TO CURB LADY TO THE CURB!

That is fucking terrible XD "hey baybeh, can i drill your safe doors? How bout cutting your secuity cable up your back ehhh? H-HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN!? I DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO STUFF YOU IN MY DUFFLE BAG AND WALK AWAY WITH YOU!!" ....i used to play far to much payday

I don't really want a girl that can challenge me that way. Opposite attract, yeah?
She is small enough to lift! and don't think I didn't blurt that out at the bar either. She was the one to serve me beers so ... how could I say no? wacko:
Actauuly I know for a fact that she has heard me say "I want to lift her"

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Originally Posted by Eldred

I always suspected that you were some kind of ruffian :Jazz:.

I missed the days when you could just bonk a girl on the head and carry her away. I imagine taht those were the days. :wacko: Deadlegion prolly remembers.
11th-March-2017, 23:10
Crash-Headroom

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

I don't really want a girl that can challenge me that way. Opposite attract, yeah?
She is small enough to lift! and don't think I didn't blurt that out at the bar either. She was the one to serve me beers so ... how could I say no? wacko:
Actauuly I know for a fact that she has heard me say "I want to lift her"

I missed the days when you could just bonk a girl on the head and carry her away. I imagine taht those were the days. :wacko: Deadlegion prolly remembers.

rofl great comment XD but it will take a special type of girl to make me raise my eyebrow rock style now, opposite or no...and it probably won't be human either XD im crossing fingers for 9ft xeno gal with a tropical paradise planet.

also! I Have learned something tonight from a new friend who has set up next to me. Syral, the spider as i call him....or her, im not to sure, has spent the past 10 minutes sucking on a dried up patch of tea. Turns out, spiders LOVE sugar water, who knew?
https://media.giphy.com/media/DYB6Z6cTCWVe8/giphy.gif
11th-March-2017, 23:18
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Crash-Headroom

rofl great comment XD but it will take a special type of girl to make me raise my eyebrow rock style now, opposite or no...and it probably won't be human either XD im crossing fingers for 9ft xeno gal with a tropical paradise planet.

also! I Have learned something tonight from a new friend who has set up next to me. Syral, the spider as i call him....or her, im not to sure, has spent the past 10 minutes sucking on a dried up patch of tea. Turns out, spiders LOVE sugar water, who knew?
https://media.giphy.com/media/DYB6Z6cTCWVe8/giphy.gif

You can't always get what we want.

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Dude, no. Spiders are bad, m'kay
11th-March-2017, 23:21
Crash-Headroom

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

You can't always get what we want.

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Dude, no. Spiders are bad, m'kay

:O it's my dearest fluffeh!! Senpai has noticed you ^^ XD

also dude...:http://img.memecdn.com/spider-the-sniper_o_792529.jpg
Spiders are your friend, you just don't know it *bro-fists syral*
11th-March-2017, 23:25
Jazzmarazz

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Originally Posted by Crash-Headroom

:O it's my dearest fluffeh!! Senpai has noticed you ^^ XD

also dude...:http://img.memecdn.com/spider-the-sniper_o_792529.jpg
Spiders are your friend, you just don't know it *bro-fists syral*

:lol Ok. That sure was an intricate story.

Also, I need a pizza.
11th-March-2017, 23:32
Crash-Headroom

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

:lol Ok. That sure was an intricate story.

Also, I need a pizza.

...then come hither mine brethen to a TALE of untold treasures! First thoueth must picketh up thine phone...REFER TO THINE SACRED OF YELLOW MANUALS, and hither, LOW! thou shall find the pizza of many dominos under the section KNOW ONLY AS....D. BUT BE WARY BROTHER! Thine pizza attendant can be the most trickest of jesters. They shall decieve thine mind with tales of "free sides" and "APPITIZERS!" Ignore the jester's alluring tales of curly fries and garlic bread, CONCENTRATE ON THE PRIZE BROTHER! and be sure to keep thine credit card of gold by thine side as thou tolly and fight, THROUGH THE VERY BATTLE OF the order placement....and there, friend!.....you shall find your pizza. now go! time is of the essence!
11th-March-2017, 23:41
Warrior

Crispy PizzaHut sounds great right now....
11th-March-2017, 23:41
Jazzmarazz

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