You're stalking Matt to the point you're turning into a lesbian ^_^
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You're stalking Matt to the point you're turning into a lesbian ^_^
And yes, I scare many people with my creepy posts. Fear me and my gargantuan scrotum of DOOM
I severed my scrotum yesterday :(
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Originally Posted by Lag
http://forums.emuparadise.org/attach...id=20300&stc=1
Well fuck all of you. I didn't realize it was this late, and now I shouldn't even bother sleeping. Am I ever gonna regret this.
Who needs sleep? Sleep is only useful for post-sex cuddles.
I guess you're rightQuote:
Originally Posted by Nagisa
Darth has a big weener
I have a bigger weener.
Hmm.. is the weener fake? And are you a lesbian? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nagisa
I once flopped my weiner out to this chick at school, and she's like "Mine's bugger" and I was all "NO WAI?! PROVE IT"...It turns out she did have a weiner, though it wasn't as big as mine. We bashed her and threw her in a lake.
That was the end of that shemale...
Thats not very nice, Darth ;_;
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The breakfast of kings. Truly.
He just got online <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Nagisa
:wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nagisa
One time I said to this girl 'I bet I have a bigger penis than you' and she's like "Well I don't have a penis"... so I walked away
That's gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lag
Also, Skinner8, what the fuck is that?!
Sammiches. With eggs and the fake sort of caviar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus