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I have created the best thread in this forum's history.Quote:
Originally Posted by EVIL Panda Man
I lost my virginity three days ago to an obese hooker behind a Burger King... He did nothing but eat burgers and I had to do all the work. ie kneel down and go up and down his rod myself :low:
There are some things that are unnecessary. That would be one of them. And actually, we've had much more successful threads than this. Jimmy Onestroke created The Iraq Thread back when it was just getting started, and that went on for a billion pages of debates and actual conversation, not just people telling each other how they've lost their virginity, or how they have not, or missed oppertunities.
That's just disturbing. Yet just what to expect from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
Wait. Was that sarcasm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Name:_____
Also, my mother is a virgin. True story.
That was my one time of being serious on these entire boards. Dude, this guy talks about defiling barnyard animals, this is nothing out of the ordinary for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by n
Yeah. I should put that Sarcasm warning in my signature as well. Then again, it's more fun when people don't note it. At least I made you make a serious post. That is, unless you reply saying you were being sarcastic then. Oh, that would be devious. And oddly arousing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Name:_____
I lost mine at the age of 16 (Only two years ago) Pathetic, aren't I?
i'm gonna go lock myself up and not have any sexual encounters for 2-3 years and post back here officially a virgin again.
You can't do that! You shoulda thought about that before you became a virgin. Once you've lost it, you can never get it back. Not even eBay has it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn Michaels
EDIT: On second thought, maybe they had it once. But not anymore.
so. screw ebay. a mighty iconic being told me if i do not partake in intercourse, i'll be a virgin again.
Lagwagon told you, I take it? You shouldn't trust him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn Michaels
nope. not lag. it was someone who knew everything in the world. someone who experienced all walks of life.
No, I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything of the sort. Hell, I shot the theory down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn Michaels
im suprizd not one person actually followed the post question. i was 13. im a white dude so get this .. i was 13 and it was like the middle of the night .. so this chick calls me up and tells me her parents arent home. so im on my way at about midnight , biking a few miles away , and there i am .. with my black big boobied girlfriend. her name was Ieasha Christmas.
ummm. have you read through the pages? if so, then you'd know some people DID answer when and how they lost their virginity's O_O