Me: I'm making a sammich.
Mom: Don't use that cheese, it's got mold on it. Throw it out.
Me: Cheese is mold. *cuts mold off of cheese, uses the good part* HURR.
Me: I'm making a sammich.
Mom: Don't use that cheese, it's got mold on it. Throw it out.
Me: Cheese is mold. *cuts mold off of cheese, uses the good part* HURR.
You silly, silly lezbo.
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