Ask Doctor Robotnik!

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Oh, if you want to give it a try, scroll all the way down till you find the Styles drop down menu, it's the last one there.

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HOLY-

Yep, I do believe I'm blind now. This may put a crimp in my next scheme. Sight helps, you know.

*sigh* time to modify my glasses once again, this time to present myself with an accurate view of the world directly loaded into my brain.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

On the question: I believe that even if I did, it would be none of your business. I do not have anything of the sort in production, and I most certainly do not intend to.

Given your wikipedia link, it's fair enough, and I'll answer the question. Apologies for my initial distrust, but your first question of that post didn't give me much hope that I would ever want to know:

I don't particularly HATE the hedgehog, despite me yelling that whenever he scuttles yet another brilliant scheme. If he wouldn't oppose me at every turn, we might get along fine. However, he remains enemy nr. 1 in any situation until he stops countering me. This will never change.

EDIT: To clarify, then, I'm not sure if 'tsundere' applies here, because the description was slightly vague, but this is the closest I can get to a full answer.

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Guess it might apply, since you could actually like him (not necessary in a romantical way, but more in a friendly/more or less friendly rivals way) but you just wouldn't admit it in front of anyone...

Probably already asked, but too lazy to check all the way back :wacko:

Have you ever been jealous of Sonic? Wanted to be him once?

And what do you think about me (look at the link in my sig *hint hint*)?

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Originally Posted by Maid Guy Kogarashi

Guess it might apply, since you could actually like him (not necessary in a romantical way, but more in a friendly/more or less friendly rivals way) but you just wouldn't admit it in front of anyone...

Probably already asked, but too lazy to check all the way back :wacko:

Have you ever been jealous of Sonic? Wanted to be him once?

And what do you think about me (look at the link in my sig *hint hint*)?

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Yeah, I answered the question later on after the term was explained. To the rest of your questions here:

Jealous of Sonic? To an extent. He has the popularity that I've always craved, after all. But no, I don't want to be him. I like being intelligent.
Your sig... well, it worries me to an extent that lacks words to properly describe. Ever.

what phone do you use?
what happened to all your robots on that game of the beans?
what scares you?
did you hacked the sega headquarters?

do you have any questions for us?
which dimension have you most enjoyed watching?
do the world armies ever try to stop you anymore?

How much resources do you use to build your robots?

can or will you build robotic house pets?
how do yuo feel about mario and his brother?
do you like monkeys?
do you like flowers?
do you have any secret admirers?

Do you have any medical knowledge and/or experience, and have you instilled this into any of your robots?

Have you thought about buying a V8?
What type of video games do you like? (FPS, RPG etc)
Do you plan on having free heath care and benifits and so forth?
What type of tea do you like?
Why are you so big?
What kind of jokes do you like?
Do you plan on creating more public holidays like public holiday day?
Am i anoying you?
If so, why?

Hrmm, lengthy list today. Going through them one by one:

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Originally Posted by mikewwm8

what phone do you use?
what happened to all your robots on that game of the beans?
what scares you?
did you hacked the sega headquarters?

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- An Egg-net ComSet.
- That wasn't me there. That was one of my counterparts. The one time they chronicle ME rather than that hedgehog, and they use HIM. Grmpf.
- Quite a few things, but nothing quite so much as abject idiocy.
- Repeatedly. Didn't change much. There's very little of interest there of late.

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Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty

do you have any questions for us?
which dimension have you most enjoyed watching?
do the world armies ever try to stop you anymore?

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- Nothing that comes to mind just now, though if I have any queries, I'll pose them. Still, this thread is for you to ask the questions and for me to answer them, so don't feel bad at my seeming disinterest. It's just that this isn't the place.
- Probably the dimension chronicled by Archie. As much of a mild cluster*bleep* as that universe is, at least that Robotnik displays some degree of competence. He's rather nastier than I am though.
- Nope. These days they keep themselves busy with international conflicts and rely on Sonic to take ME out. They know that if they move against me, I'll just blast them to bits. Kinda sad, isn't it? A full army outpowered by one hedgehog?

...yeah, that's how I feel too.

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Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus

How much resources do you use to build your robots?

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- Very little. Duplication and top secret tech is involved. No, not telling.

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Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty

can or will you build robotic house pets?
how do yuo feel about mario and his brother?
do you like monkeys?
do you like flowers?
do you have any secret admirers?

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- I daresay I can. I haven't really considered it, and it's not on my 'to-do list' at this time.
- Mario and Luigi? I respect the care they show for their mustaches.
- Monkeys? No, I don't. Probably why the Coconuts bot was built with so many weaknesses. Hell, even SONIC commented that it was shoddily built.
- I have no objection to flowers, but if I have any on the Egg Carrier, I'm forever forgetting to water them, so I usually do without.
- I wouldn't know. They're SECRET admirers. The clue is in the title. And no, I haven't received anonymous gifts or the like. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were OPPOSED to my taking ov- Oh. Right.

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Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus

Do you have any medical knowledge and/or experience, and have you instilled this into any of your robots?

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Personal medical knowledge is mediocre, but I've built several medic-bots that do a very admirable job. You'll have noticed I've sat through several dozen explosions by now thanks to Sonic. I'm still alive.

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Originally Posted by joe blogs

Have you thought about buying a V8?
What type of video games do you like? (FPS, RPG etc)
Do you plan on having free heath care and benifits and so forth?
What type of tea do you like?
Why are you so big?
What kind of jokes do you like?
Do you plan on creating more public holidays like public holiday day?
Am i anoying you?
If so, why?

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- A... V8? I'm sure someone'll complain about the fact that I don't know what that is, but hey, I build my own machines.
- RPG, platformer, action RPG, RTS, and anything with a good story. (I might dislike shooters, but games like BioShock keep me spellbound)
- That's for the future.
- Earl Grey, possibly with a hint of citrus.
- I don't know. I didn't stop growing until I reached this height?
- British humour. By which I mean sarcasm, and the need to think about jokes. If I want idiocy, I'll watch a bad US SitCom. And cringe through the whole thing.
- Again, that's for the future. I have some rudimentary plans for new holidays and healthcare and whatnot, but first I'd like to install myself as ruler of the world. Let's get past that before going in-depth on the details, shall we?
- No, you're not. Besides the occasionally silly question, you're managing quite well. If you're annoying me, I'll make it more clear, don't worry.

how is sonic able to run so fast?
is sonic a mutant?
if you could have 1 super power what wouldit be and why?

Why do your armed rockets always miss?
Do you like me?
Can I be your slave?
If yes to the previous, could you make modifications to my Power suit?

I'd ask if you ever farted your way out of an elevator but you'd get mad :wacko:

now for a real question.
how did you first find out about chaos emeralds?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Are you excited about your new plan :Generations?