https://www.newsweek.com/map-countri...russia-1940341
There's nothing to worry about, when Elon isn't inciting riots on Earth and in space he's filling and fertilizing all the cum receptacles in the world.
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https://www.newsweek.com/map-countri...russia-1940341
There's nothing to worry about, when Elon isn't inciting riots on Earth and in space he's filling and fertilizing all the cum receptacles in the world.
didn't know that. that makes him quite accomplished I can't say whether I like or dislike the man but I can understand now why people like him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
Yes, Elon is proof that the word 'retarded' is only a disparaging insult because people who are mentally handicapped can be successful in life. I consider him a moron just like anyone else with an average IQ, my favorite moron is George W. Bush and I tolerate Elon when he isn't inciting riots in the UK so when I tear him a new asshole it was what he doesn't get from the sycophant bootlickers orbiting him and the masses tossing his salad with loving ass kisses of sperm god worship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouch
Granted, Elon and Dubya's IQ is above average but a 20 point difference is a higher level of intellect and my IQ is higher than theirs so they're morons to me like all the average morons. Difference is, Dubya amuses me and Elon doesn't. Dubya is a funny guy and a gaffe machine. I don't know what's going on in Dubya's head either, he always has something to say and only he knows what it means. But, the best strategy is to confuse the living shit out of people judging you so I took notes from the master.
And by moron I mean dull and none too bright, describes average humans. Moron means dull. Contrary to being an insult to me it's only having morons to interact with for the large part and morons like Dubya being most outstanding. Every king needs a village idiot in his court for his amusement. But that's a metaphor because I don't like to lead or controlling others. I prefer critters, they have an excuse to not be sapient and some can outsmart many humans counting on their fingers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH80gzSs790
And the word idiot is not an insult, its etymology means layperson and it was misappropriated. Layperson being lack of expertise. George W. Bush is an economics expert, let's buy more money to solve the financial crisis.
"It's your money, you paid for it." ~ George W. Bush
To solve the financial crisis we must take everyone's money causing a crisis to help prevent a crisis.
"The decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis." ~ George W. Bush
finished uploading my odyssey vids and already have a bunch of 2600 stuff to upload. I'm starting to think 2 vids per day isn't enough I might have to up that to 4 but that currently what I'm recording per day so I'd have to up that to 6. hmm maybe 3 is the magic number.
Despite the riot inducement by Elon Musk in the UK things are vastly improved in England. BoJo the Clown stepped down, is from New York and there should be a stipulation in English laws forbidding anyone who is not native-born to be prime minister to prevent the likes of Elon being elected and obliterating Britain with a throng of natives self-destructing by popular command. Also, the troublemakers have already made themselves publicly known and can have their court date for high treason. On the other hand, the US has no way of preventing self-destruction by Elon's popular command and things are terminal at the other side of the pond.
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Originally Posted by Till
Ukraine destroying Russia's Crimea River bridge.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c628gk68p3po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
I'm starting to believe Justin Timberlake is a prophet. I already know Alanis is, everything that happens is a series of ironies. One of them is artists dying of starvation in life and their work being worth a priceless fortune after they die. Because nobody appreciates anyone when they are alive and humans fucking suck so much the universe will implode in the vacuum, they don't deserve artists.
https://i.ibb.co/v4BxWsk/vangogh.jpg
Speaking of vacuum, artists leaving one that can't be filled. Isn't it ironic?
The reason Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake is prophetic is because he's taunting a bitch. Stephen King needs to continue taunting Putin so I can own whatever's left of the Russian motherland's pussy sloppy seconds.
Hello, my name is Fernando Santiago and I'm not hiding behind anonymity on the Internet. Stephen King is not the only American mindfucking Putin. King is trying to make Putin have an emotional breakdown by telling him he has no emotions and I'm calling Putin a bitch for crying. It's a mindfuck symbiosis and knowing what psychological horror story page it is Stephen's on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
https://www.newsweek.com/stephen-kin...russia-1941595
For the record, Ukrainians were kindred spirits near and dear to me long before any war and I don't pick sides along battle lines. They have a longstanding custom of tossing incompetent politicians into dumpsters and dousing them with piss and menstrual fluids. Now that's what a superdemocracy is, daily elections determining which politician is in the dustbin of history and should quit his or her day job and start being competent.
https://i.ibb.co/4NxnKJ1/1-m-VNx-UFX...b1z-TDFUGg.png
Where Putin fucked up is given how competent the Ukrainians are by treating politicians that way and not fucking around whatsoever, he can't expect any different treatment for his incompetence as a foreigner.
Will Smith should be alien contact ambassador as master of slap ceremonies.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.per...open-2025.html
I need to pass this by Will as a premise for a skit.
In the quiet, dusty town of Eldoria, nestled amidst rolling hills and ancient forests, lived a peculiar old man named Silas. Known throughout the village for his eccentric ways and uncanny ability to cure people's most baffling ailments, Silas was a man shrouded in mystery.
Few knew the true source of his extraordinary gift. It was said that Silas had stumbled upon an ancient alien artifact hidden deep within the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the town. This artifact, a small, pulsating sphere, hummed with an otherworldly energy. According to Silas, the sphere contained the knowledge of an advanced civilization that had once visited Earth, leaving behind a legacy of healing techniques lost to time.
Among Silas' most remarkable cures were those involving delusions. People afflicted with all manner of strange and persistent beliefs would flock to his humble abode, seeking relief from their torment. With a knowing smile and a firm bitchslap, Silas would dispel their delusions, restoring their minds to clarity.
The townsfolk marveled at Silas' ability, whispering tales of his miraculous cures. Some believed he possessed divine powers, while others attributed his gift to ancient magic. But only Silas knew the truth – it was the alien artifact, and the knowledge it contained, that allowed him to heal the afflicted.
One day, a young woman named Anya arrived in Eldoria, consumed by the delusion that she was a queen. She believed herself to be the rightful ruler of a vast kingdom, lost amidst the sands of time. Despite her family's attempts to convince her otherwise, Anya's delusion only deepened.
Desperate for help, Anya's family brought her to Silas. With a firm bitchslap and a few words of discouragement, Silas quickly dispelled Anya's delusion. As the haze of her false belief lifted, Anya's eyes filled with tears of gratitude. She realized the absurdity of her delusion and was finally able to return to her family, a changed woman.
News of Silas' ability to cure delusions spread far and wide, attracting people from all corners of the land. They came seeking relief from their torment, their minds clouded by false beliefs and irrational fears. And with a firm bitchslap and the knowledge of an ancient alien civilization, Silas would dispel their delusions, restoring their minds to clarity.
it's too bad we can't do that to our politicians. hell really anything that can show them their actions can have negative consequences.Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
I started a weapon mod for NV this morning and after an interruption I have my first mod finished I just need to test it now :D
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Let's clash with police to protest protesting chanting no more boredom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/...d-night-of-dnc