The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

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1st-June-2007, 02:05
Sprung

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Originally Posted by strongbad

What the hell are you talking about?

I guess you were on the road today. It took us over 2 hours to get back from Indy because of you.
1st-June-2007, 02:06
Corey

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I uploaded this voicemail from John Hix. Not really that funny, I am just bored.

Dude your friends are fucking gay.
1st-June-2007, 02:12
Jase

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Originally Posted by Pikasnake

Girls don't want to huh?

Girls dont, sluts do, your mum was good.
1st-June-2007, 02:13
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I guess you were on the road today. It took us over 2 hours to get back from Indy because of you.

Oh shit. That reminds me. I totally fucking backed straight into a guy at the gas station today. Well, his truck anyway. It was crowded as fuck and I had been waiting forever to get a spot to put some gas in. I saw an opening and headed towards it. Then some fucker took it right out from under me. I was pissed off and not paying attention when backing away to go sit and wait again. My friend Jon, not the same Jon from the lame voicemail, yelled at me to stop. Too bad he was a second too late. I hit the guys truck rather hard. I got out to check the damage. There wasn't even a fucking scratch. The guy didn't even give a shit. We both laughed and then he drove off. I got pretty lucky.

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Originally Posted by Pikasnake

Dude your friends are fucking gay.

He is really unlike any of my other friends. He didn't make it gay like that on purpose either, his phone is busted up and he told me he just didn't here the beep. His voice is funny though.
1st-June-2007, 02:16
Sprung

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Oh shit. That reminds me. I totally fucking backed straight into a guy at the gas station today. Well, his truck anyway. It was crowded as fuck and I had been waiting forever to get a spot to put some gas in. I saw an opening and headed towards it. Then some fucker took it right out from under me. I was pissed off and not paying attention when backing away to go sit and wait again. My friend Jon, not the same Jon from the lame voicemail, yelled at me to stop. Too bad he was a second too late. I hit the guys truck rather hard. I got out to check the damage. There wasn't even a fucking scratch. The guy didn't even give a shit. We both laughed and then he drove off. I got pretty lucky.

I would have fallen out of the truck and flopped around on the ground, screaming. That would have been worth $10,000 easy.
1st-June-2007, 02:18
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I would have fallen out of the truck and flopped around on the ground, screaming. That would have been worth $10,000 easy.

That would also make you a punk bitch.
1st-June-2007, 02:18
Sprung

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Originally Posted by strongbad

That would also make you a RICH punk bitch.

fix'd
1st-June-2007, 02:21
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Sprung

fix'd

Oh yeah? More like a punk bitch that can afford to pay off a few more bills.
1st-June-2007, 02:23
Sprung

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Oh yeah? More like a punk bitch that can afford to pay off a few more bills.

True, but all I have to do is follow you around to gas stations every few months. I pay the bills, you get labeled a habitual traffic offender and go to defensive driving school.

It's a win win.
1st-June-2007, 02:24
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Sprung

True, but all I have to do is follow you around to gas stations every few months. I pay the bills, you get labeled a habitual traffic offender and go to defensive driving school.

It's a win win.

I am an aggressive driver. I'll fucking kill you if you cut me off. On purpose too.
1st-June-2007, 02:24
Sprung

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I am an aggressive driver. I'll fucking kill you if you cut me off. On purpose too.

Easy tiger. There's plenty of practice trees out there ;)
1st-June-2007, 02:26
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Easy tiger. There's plenty of practice trees out there ;)

Ok. I don't no much more practice I can stand though.

Great movie quote.
"Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!"
1st-June-2007, 02:28
Corey

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Easy tiger. There's plenty of practice trees out there ;)

I think he's had enough pracice.
1st-June-2007, 02:31
Sprung

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Ok. I don't no much more practice I can stand though.

Great movie quote.
"Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!"

Blues Brothers ftw.
1st-June-2007, 02:32
Evans

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

And it's a somewhat amusing thing to say, even without that..

beh.

ghosts=KKK :P

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Originally Posted by Pikasnake

Dude your friends are fucking gay.

I loled.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Easy tiger. There's plenty of practice trees out there ;)

Easier to hit than a stump, too. :P