The Skype-Out: Nothing butt sex. Or so they say.

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Originally Posted by DR.Weird

if I haven't said it before I really hate my brother he's a lazy selfish dick. the fucker used all the milk and again doesn't bother to make a quick trip to the store to get more he has a job but doesn't help with shit around here:unhappy:

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(sounding like Dr.Weird)

CAVE IN HIS TESTICLES!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll just make sure he doesn't have anything to eat tonight:muhaha:

If you really wanna show him his place go to the local farm/where ever, purchase a adequately sized horse wang, go home and proceed to smack the shit outa him with it while repeatedly saying DO YOU GET IT YET?

Brother: is that a horse dick?

(Grouch Simon Belmonts him upside the head with a horse dick)

Grouch: DO YOU GET IT YET?!

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Warrior

If you really wanna show him his place go to the local farm/where ever, purchase a adequately sized horse wang, go home and proceed to smack the shit outa him with it while repeatedly saying DO YOU GET IT YET?

Brother: is that a horse dick?

(Grouch Simon Belmonts him upside the head with a horse dick)

Grouch: DO YOU GET IT YET?!

:wacko:

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I aint touching no horse dick eww:puke:

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Originally Posted by DR.Weird

I aint touching no horse dick eww:puke:

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Dude, you graph dear antlers to your groin.................:harold:

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Originally Posted by Warrior

Dude, you graph dear antlers to your groin.................:harold:

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touching antlers in not the same as touching a dick bwahahahaha.

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Originally Posted by DR.Weird

touching antlers in not the same as touching a dick bwahahahaha.

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Just noticed I made a typo, Deer*

Well its in Dr Weird territory so anything goes. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by DR.Weird

I'll just make sure he doesn't have anything to eat tonight:muhaha:

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You're doing this all fucking wrong.

What you do is you get a syringe and fill it with laxative. Then you inject it into the underside of his pre packaged meals.

Or you leave a dead hooker in his bed.

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Originally Posted by Ribbon Cable

You're doing this all fucking wrong.

What you do is you get a syringe and fill it with laxative. Then you inject it into the underside of his pre packaged meals.

Or you leave a dead hooker in his bed.

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you have to find someone else to take your dead hookers we've been over this before:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ribbon Cable

You're doing this all fucking wrong.

What you do is you get a syringe and fill it with laxative. Then you inject it into the underside of his pre packaged meals.

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Sounds like a winner.

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Originally Posted by DR.Weird

you have to find someone else to take your dead hookers we've been over this before:wacko:

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He likes em cold and lifeless, less resistance that way. :wacko:

Grouch you may like this, the 2nd ep just started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcpVSbmphSQ

Its different.

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Originally Posted by Warrior

He likes em cold and lifeless, less resistance that way. :wacko:

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Clearly you've never had to tangle with my old friend rigor mortis.

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Originally Posted by Ribbon Cable

Clearly you've never had to tangle with my old friend rigor mortis.

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Dat tightness!

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Originally Posted by Ribbon Cable

Clearly you've never had to tangle with my old friend rigor mortis.

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I DON'T WANNA! :bigahhh:

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Originally Posted by skullpoker

Dat tightness!

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The reason I normally get aroused around dead baby jokes.