The Blood-Out: Time to Freeze It then Melt it!

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27th-May-2011, 17:00
Milady

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Originally Posted by Raype

Someone needs to remind him that sloth is a mortal sin.

If I had my way, so would stupidity.

Not that it would keep anyone from being stupid, but I suppose we could giggle knowing that they will eventually die.
27th-May-2011, 17:01
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Milady

Not that it would keep anyone from being stupid, but I suppose we could giggle knowing that they will eventually die.

In October?
27th-May-2011, 17:02
Milady

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

In October?

Don't be silly, they might make it to next December.
27th-May-2011, 17:03
Rasgrez

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

In October?

Is that going to be the new month of our demise?
27th-May-2011, 17:05
Raype

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Originally Posted by Milady

Not that it would keep anyone from being stupid, but I suppose we could giggle knowing that they will eventually die.

And be punished in a sweltering, fleshy place that reeks of curry and elephant feces, not unlike the average call center.

Where phones ring constantly in tones that pierce better than any blade ever could.

And if you so choose to answer those very phones, you will be greeted by a very simple question.

Which becomes complicated to solve due to the caller's ineptitude at everything, such that one wonders how they manage to survive, as the sheer act of breathing must be a herculean task.

And if you so choose as to point out this fact, they will simply erupt into a spat of poorly connected and improperly pronounced profanity. As if they've raged so hard their mind has begun to melt moreso than it no doubt already has.

And then, truly, will they suffer the most ironic punishment of all:

The fate they forced on many, brought down upon them a million fold.
27th-May-2011, 17:08
Panda Man

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Originally Posted by Raype

And be punished in a sweltering, fleshy place that reeks of curry and elephant feces, not unlike the average call center.

Where phones ring constantly in tones that pierce better than any blade ever could.

And if you so choose to answer those very phones, you will be greeted by a very simple question.

Which becomes complicated to solve due to the caller's ineptitude at everything, such that one wonders how they manage to survive, as the sheer act of breathing must be a herculean task.

And if you so choose as to point out this fact, they will simply erupt into a spat of poorly connected and improperly pronounced profanity. As if they've raged so hard their mind has begun to melt moreso than it no doubt already has.

And then, truly, will they suffer the most ironic punishment of all:

The fate they forced on many, brought down upon them a million fold.

o_O You are a horrible person! :O
27th-May-2011, 17:15
Raype

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

o_O You are a horrible person! :O

Justice cannot exist if it is not meted out in abundance to those deserving of punishment.

For those who cannot simply ask the oracle of Google for guidance in all manners before entreating their ignorance upon others, the only fitting retribution shall be the eternal damnation of their soul to the very act they doled out to their fellow man.

And, truly, the only way to ensure that they receive adequate punishment is to place them in a world where they cannot seek reprieve from their sin. Where even the release of death's embrace is denied them.
27th-May-2011, 17:17
Raype

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I need to stop thumbing through the dictionary after exhausting my poetry stockpiles in an effort to seek an exodus from the waking world.
27th-May-2011, 17:22
Raype

Hmm, seems I scared people off.

Well in any case, I'm going to go present my thesis that further within hell, beyond the circle of treachery, lies a 10th circle.

We know it as New Delhi.
27th-May-2011, 17:25
Rasgrez

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Originally Posted by Raype

Well in any case, I'm going to go present my thesis that further within hell, beyond the circle of treachery, lies a 10th circle.

We know it as New Delhi.

Good luck with that. :nod:

Need to go back to sleep, woke up too early. :bed:
27th-May-2011, 17:29
Kazuya Mishima

Zombie zombie zombie zombie.
27th-May-2011, 17:32
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Raype

Hmm, seems I scared people off.

I just got back on :wacko:.
27th-May-2011, 17:42
Pickles

Level 16. :|
27th-May-2011, 17:44
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Steve

Level 16. :|

I'm nearly level 36. Kermit's like 66 or something daft now.
27th-May-2011, 17:44
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Steve

Level 16. :|

Weren't you level 10 earlier this morning?
27th-May-2011, 18:13
Colamisu

Jesus, cleaning ladies.

They drank one of my sodas. And didn't put another in the fridge. And they set the AC to 70 (from 77). And they left all the lights on. Like, even the front porch light, when it's bright as fuck out.
27th-May-2011, 18:22
Pickles

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Weren't you level 10 earlier this morning?

Yeah a few hours ago. Its my third play through and I've killed crawmerax so it takes quite a bit to take me down.
27th-May-2011, 18:27
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Jesus, cleaning ladies.

They drank one of my sodas. And didn't put another in the fridge. And they set the AC to 70 (from 77). And they left all the lights on. Like, even the front porch light, when it's bright as fuck out.

Drink half a can then leave it out, you never know if someone else might want to finish it :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Steve

Yeah a few hours ago. Its my third play through and I've killed crawmerax so it takes quite a bit to take me down.

I have no idea what that is :P.
27th-May-2011, 18:33
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Jesus, cleaning ladies.

They drank one of my sodas. And didn't put another in the fridge. And they set the AC to 70 (from 77). And they left all the lights on. Like, even the front porch light, when it's bright as fuck out.

I know I was only cleaning an office, but whenever somebody had left anything important or of any value on their desk I was always careful and respectful of their stuff. Taking care not to damage it.

I know most cleaners just don't give a shit. I guess it's down to how you're brought up, though.
27th-May-2011, 18:36
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I know I was only cleaning an office, but whenever somebody had left anything important or of any value on their desk I was always careful and respectful of their stuff. Taking care not to damage it.

I know most cleaners just don't give a shit. I guess it's down to how you're brought up, though.

It makes me wonder how some places stay in business.
27th-May-2011, 18:36
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I know I was only cleaning an office, but whenever somebody had left anything important or of any value on their desk I was always careful and respectful of their stuff. Taking care not to damage it.

I know most cleaners just don't give a shit. I guess it's down to how you're brought up, though.

The thing is, this is one of my mum's drinking buddies and her daughter. They're here for about an hour a week, and I always have to clean up after them when they leave. That seems a bit counter-intuitive to me.
27th-May-2011, 18:37
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

The thing is, this is one of my mum's drinking buddies and her daughter. They're here for about an hour a week, and I always have to clean up after them when they leave. That seems a bit counter-intuitive to me.

I'd get rid of them if I were you. :wacko:
27th-May-2011, 18:40
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'd get rid of them if I were you. :wacko:

Sounds like a good plan :wacko:.
27th-May-2011, 18:40
Milady

Breakfast at 15:00, cooked by my boyfriend?

Yes, pl0x.
27th-May-2011, 18:48
Milady

Also, I've had to do some minor cleanup after the maintenance people have been in to change AC filters and what not. But I've also had money sitting out in plain view a couple of times when they've been here and I've been out, and it's never disappeared. :wacko:
27th-May-2011, 18:49
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Also, I've had to do some minor cleanup after the maintenance people have been in to change AC filters and what not. But I've also had money sitting out in plain view a couple of times when they've been here and I've been out, and it's never disappeared. :wacko:

People that value their jobs won't bother taking other people's possessions. :wacko:
27th-May-2011, 18:50
Pickles

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27th-May-2011, 18:51
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

People that ~~value their jobs~~ aren't retarded won't bother taking other people's possessions. :wacko:

:wacko:
27th-May-2011, 18:51
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'd get rid of them if I were you. :wacko:

I'm not the boss. /shrug

I'm also pretty sure they took my little sister's iTouch 2 & digital camera, but they swear up and down that it wasn't there, and my mother thinks my sister just lost them both. The thing is, my sister always leaves them on her bed, right up against the wall. She only uses the iPod in bed since she has a 4th gen that she takes around with her, and the camera we bought about three weeks before so she would have something to bring on her choir trip. She hadn't used the camera since then. But suddenly, on the night before Edgefest (the same day the cleaning people came) they were both gone.
27th-May-2011, 18:52
Milady

Hey, I was totally the best thief ever when I was a kid. :wacko:
27th-May-2011, 18:54
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Milady

Also, I've had to do some minor cleanup after the maintenance people have been in to change AC filters and what not. But I've also had money sitting out in plain view a couple of times when they've been here and I've been out, and it's never disappeared. :wacko:

They're not paid to clean, though. :P

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

People that value their jobs won't bother taking other people's possessions. :wacko:

I read a news article earlier today about a guy who was arrested after a traffic stop for outstanding warrants. Apparently, he went to 7 different banks while he was working as an ATM technician type person and took $200,000 in cash, replacing it with fake bills, then left his wife and has been living under the radar for 10 months.
27th-May-2011, 18:54
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

I'm not the boss. /shrug

I'm also pretty sure they took my little sister's iTouch 2 & digital camera, but they swear up and down that it wasn't there, and my mother thinks my sister just lost them both. The thing is, my sister always leaves them on her bed, right up against the wall. She only uses the iPod in bed since she has a 4th gen that she takes around with her, and the camera we bought about three weeks before so she would have something to bring on her choir trip. She hadn't used the camera since then. But suddenly, on the night before Edgefest (the same day the cleaning people came) they were both gone.

The only way you could really prove anything, is by setting up cameras out of sight.
27th-May-2011, 18:56
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

They're not paid to clean, though. :P

I read a news article earlier today about a guy who was arrested after a traffic stop for outstanding warrants. Apparently, he went to 7 different banks while he was working as an ATM technician type person and took $200,000 in cash, replacing it with fake bills, then left his wife and has been living under the radar for 10 months.

Who goes to all that trouble, then breaks traffic laws :S.
27th-May-2011, 18:57
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

The only way you could really prove anything, is by setting up cameras out of sight.

Too late to do that, mummy dearest asked them if they did it already. So now they (hopefully) wouldn't be stupid enough to take anything else of value.
27th-May-2011, 18:57
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Who goes to all that trouble, then breaks traffic laws :S.

This guy.
27th-May-2011, 19:01
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

This guy.

:facepalm:

People that rob places are so stupid. If I was going to do something like that, I would make damn sure that I got enough to live in a non-extradition country comfortably until I was dead.
27th-May-2011, 19:05
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

:facepalm:

People that rob places are so stupid. If I was going to do something like that, I would make damn sure that I got enough to live in a non-extradition country comfortably until I was dead.

Speaking of extradition, have you seen The Next Three Days? Great movie.
27th-May-2011, 19:06
Wyrm

Morning hangout.

New av/sig :awesome:
27th-May-2011, 19:07
Pickles

Evening worm. :wacko:
27th-May-2011, 19:08
Colamisu

Y'know, as creepy as it is, I really like my current avatar.

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