The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

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Originally Posted by Raype

Switch to skirts and consider showing more cleavage.

I cannot begin to explain how well that works.

Your average male customer is basically Sprung.

So just try to treat your average male customer the way you would if they were Sprung and you were attempting to get on his good side. :wacko:

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:gaffaw:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Anyway, I think I'm going to get the PS3 up and running before I lay here long enough that I decide to sleep rather than play anything. :wav:

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Clearly you need the PS3 set up at the bottom of the bed. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cleavage is not an issue, but I don't get too many male customers selling ladies' shoes.

I don't sell too many shoes that look like they could be part of a Mass Effect costume, either. :wacko:

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I'd buy that.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Clearly you need the PS3 set up at the bottom of the bed. :wacko:

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I could play whilst lying in bed, but I prefer not to.

I used to have my PS2 right next to my bed though, when all I had was like a 13" SDTV. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'd buy that.

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I obviously just need to play with some of the shoes until they look like they'd be worn by Miranda or a FemShep.

Then call Sprung. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cleavage is not an issue, but I don't get too many male customers selling ladies' shoes.

I don't sell too many shoes that look like they could be part of a Mass Effect costume, either. :wacko:

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I'm sure Mr. Bundy approves at least.

Wait, credit for shoe stores? What is the world coming to?

I think this has gone too far.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm sure Mr. Bundy approves at least.

Wait, credit for shoe stores? What is the world coming to?

I think this has gone too far.

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Just a shoe department in a larger department store.

Note the earlier post about Justin Bieber fragrances. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I obviously just need to play with some of the shoes until they look like they'd be worn by Miranda or a FemShep.

Then call Sprung. :wacko:

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Put me on speed dial.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Put me on speed dial.

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I go in at 12:00 tomorrow. It'll be the first thing I do.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm sure Mr. Bundy approves at least.

Wait, credit for shoe stores? What is the world coming to?

I think this has gone too far.

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I buy at least five pairs of shoes a week :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

I buy at least five pairs of shoes a week :wacko:.

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o_O

I don't even have 5 pairs of shoes.

tennis shoes
work boots
cheapo canvas shoes
dress shoes I wear when someone dies

And that is why the men's department is about 10% of the size of the ladies' department. :wacko:

For srs now, though.

/Shadowlord

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Originally Posted by Sprung

o_O

I don't even have 5 pairs of shoes.

tennis shoes
work boots
cheapo canvas shoes
dress shoes I wear when someone dies

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I have one pair of shoes, and one pair of boots. People that buy new shoes frequently disturb me :wacko:.

I've never understood why women feel the need to own 400 pairs of shoes.
Most of them make you look like a whore.
Stop buying shoes.
Bitch.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

o_O

I don't even have 5 pairs of shoes.

tennis shoes
work boots
cheapo canvas shoes
dress shoes I wear when someone dies

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Wait, tennis shoes?! :thot:


I have two. Standard sneakers, and steel toed work boots.
Technically I have gum boots as well, but they hardly ever get used.

... fuck. I'm going to need to buy dress shoes next year. ;_;

Mmmmmmiiiiilllllaaaaadddddyyyyyyy
Help me find dress shoes.