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3rd-March-2007, 05:04
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

You don't even know the rules.

Neither do you
3rd-March-2007, 05:05
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Just got an email:

Code:

EURO MILLIONS Watford, Head Office and Regional Centre Euro Millions, Tolpits Lane, Watford, Herts, WD18 9RN U.K. PRIZE AND AWARD NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on Friday 2nd March,2007.Your company or your personal e-mail address, is attached to Ticket Number 9901-0148-790-691, with serial number 66109-17 drew the lucky Winning Numbers 990-11-815-37-10-83, and consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £420,000.00 Pounds in cash credited to file REF NO: EML/ 56-TF-8890776, BATCH: 109/91300/EML.This is from total prize money of £10,500,000.00 Pounds shared among the Twenty five (25) international winners in this category. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email or phone for processing and remittance of your prize money to you. The claims officer contact email is: Prize Processing Officer Mr. Arron Bucknell EUROMILLIONS United Kingdom Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 7045701460 You are also required to forward the following details to your prize processing officer. This will help facilitate the processing of your claims and certificate which will employ the release of your winnings. 1. NAME IN FULL: 2. ADDRESS: 3. NATIONALITY: 4. AGE: 5. OCCUPATION: 6. PHONE/FAX: 7. PRESENT LOCATION: NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with this office. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address,do inform us as soon as possible. Congratulations again from all our staff for being part of our promotions program. Sincerely, Tina Spears (Mrs.) Euro Millions Coordinator.

My reply:

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Suck on it.

You should have sent them the number of a long expired credit card, or one that's been reported stolen.
3rd-March-2007, 05:06
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

You should have sent them the number of a long expired credit card, or one that's been reported stolen.

I've decided to reply to all my spam with "Suck on it."
3rd-March-2007, 05:06
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

Neither do you

1. No eye contact.

2. The balls cannot touch.
3rd-March-2007, 05:07
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

1. No eye contact.

2. The balls cannot touch.

uh oh...
3rd-March-2007, 05:09
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

uh oh...

What?
3rd-March-2007, 05:10
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

What?

We need to talk. It's about rule #2...
3rd-March-2007, 05:10
Strongbad

This is weird. I can browse the internet fine, but I can't download any files. How does that work. I have tried like 10 different websites too. Not the first time this has happened.
3rd-March-2007, 05:11
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

We need to talk. It's about rule #2...

Sorry, they can't.
3rd-March-2007, 05:11
polokitty

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

you're still taking pleasure from shaking a man's dick :wacko:

that reminds me the other night, i got a message from my friend... so after night school i called my voice and i hear ... " hay brightside *yes he said that* have you ever seen a reals mans penis..." and thats it, what a fag :P
3rd-March-2007, 05:11
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

This is weird. I can browse the internet fine, but I can't download any files. How does that work. I have tried like 10 different websites too. Not the first time this has happened.

They know the balls touched.
3rd-March-2007, 05:13
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

They know the balls touched.

Nah, I keep on my jammies and just slip it though the little slit.
3rd-March-2007, 05:13
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Nah, I keep on my jammies and just slip it though the little slit.

That's a buttonhole, tiny.
3rd-March-2007, 05:14
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Nah, I keep on my jammies and just slip it though the little slit.

Oh, and...

HAHA "JAMMIES" :rofl:
3rd-March-2007, 05:15
Elmdor

Hmm.. something weird just happened..

A year ago me and a mate were told we had to do a 20-page-whatever-project involving interviews, knowledge, constant keeping in touch with a teacher, reporting what we're doing and shit..

We have less than a week to finish now and I just started. It's 06:22 and I have no idea where I'm supposed to start...

Help.. anyone?