You sound like a dirty old man.Quote:
Originally Posted by polobunny
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You sound like a dirty old man.Quote:
Originally Posted by polobunny
Too much friction eh? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by polobunny
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Originally Posted by strongbad
no, i think i was at a campfire when i ripped it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Dude, we're all a little gay. I mean, think about it, when you jack off, what are you doing? You're shaking a man's dick until it spits out its man juices.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
If you knew me in real life you would know this is not true. I may do some dumb things and get myself hurt, but I never cry. Pain is my pleasure. Seriously, I stick needles down my pee hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
not to forget you actually like doing that.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
I use a dead womans hand to jackoff.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv-qBPzW-DY
Star Trek Bloopers.
After the credits, Picard acts like a dumbass.
a very talented man, even done video game voice acting
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0041281/
you're still taking pleasure from shaking a man's dick :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Well none of that matters because I am not breaking any of the rules of heterosexual loving.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
just admit that you are a little queer.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You don't even know the rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
Just got an email:
My reply:Code:EURO MILLIONS
Watford, Head Office and Regional Centre Euro Millions,
Tolpits Lane, Watford, Herts,
WD18 9RN
U.K.
PRIZE AND AWARD NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the
MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on Friday 2nd March,2007.Your
company or your personal e-mail address, is attached to Ticket Number
9901-0148-790-691, with serial number 66109-17 drew the lucky Winning
Numbers 990-11-815-37-10-83, and consequently won the lottery in the 2nd
category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £420,000.00
Pounds in cash credited to file REF NO: EML/ 56-TF-8890776, BATCH:
109/91300/EML.This is from total prize money of £10,500,000.00 Pounds
shared among the Twenty five (25) international winners in this
category.
To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department
by email or phone for processing and remittance of your prize
money to you. The claims officer contact email is:
Prize Processing Officer
Mr. Arron Bucknell
EUROMILLIONS
United Kingdom
Email: [email protected]
Tel: +44 7045701460
You are also required to forward the following details to your prize
processing officer. This will help facilitate the processing of your
claims and certificate which will employ the release of your winnings.
1. NAME IN FULL:
2. ADDRESS:
3. NATIONALITY:
4. AGE:
5. OCCUPATION:
6. PHONE/FAX:
7. PRESENT LOCATION:
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all
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of your address,do inform us as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff for being part of our promotions
program.
Sincerely,
Tina Spears (Mrs.)
Euro Millions Coordinator.
Code:Suck on it.