The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Try not to think that he is only the size of a toddler in bed then.

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Their feet are level with your junk. It can get... painful.

... just an FYI.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Try not to think that he is only the size of a toddler in bed then.

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So the term "baby penis" can be used?

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Because you'll show up for a few seconds and promptly get run over by a car while Sprung dances around in her panties and Drag stalks people on FB before running out to get something to eat.

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Come now, we all know there's only one member I enjoy picturing getting run over by a car.

Thankfully, I don't enjoy it enough to actually dream about it.

I might have to vomit if that happened.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

You don't want us to talk to you any longer? :(

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Not true!

:chu:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

But for how long?

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Forever, I assume.

Of course, I've been wrong before.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Someone got finished with Fatal, mentally.

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I was finished with FATAL when I reached page 4.

Pages 5-977 were just me trolling the shit out of myself.

I really should do a dead ass review/conclusive lookthrough of it. On the blog. It would be amusing.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Can't deny this, can't pretend

I thought you were the one!




Hold me, Ivolt.
DON'T EVER LET ME GO! ;_;

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NEAR, FAR, WHEREEVER YOU ARE
I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART GOES ON

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Originally Posted by Milady

Come now, we all know there's only one member I enjoy picturing getting run over by a car.

Thankfully, I don't enjoy it enough to actually dream about it.

I might have to vomit if that happened.

Not true!

:chu:

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True enough :P

You're just trying to make us feel better, aren't you? ( :hug: )

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

I was finished with FATAL when I reached page 4.

Pages 5-977 were just me trolling the shit out of myself.

I really should do a dead ass review/conclusive lookthrough of it. On the blog. It would be amusing.

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Please do.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

True enough :P

You're just trying to make us feel better, aren't you? (:hug:)

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They way Ivolt and Drag are carrying on, I don't think EP members need me to make them feel better. :wacko:

Never fear ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

He's outside in his car.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Never fear ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

He's outside in his car.

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*looks outside*

Holy shit! :ahhh:

Is that!? :ahhh:

RUPAUL?! :ahhh:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Never fear ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

He's outside in his car.

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HELP! I'M LOCKED IN HERE WITH ONLY THE KEYS TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Milady

Come now, we all know there's only one member I enjoy picturing getting run over by a car.

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NOT ME! Since I am only to be consumed in flame, right? :wacko:

Also, your little gif is dancing to the same bpm as whatever my brother has blasting in the other room. Adorable! ^_^

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Originally Posted by Milady

They way Ivolt and Drag are carrying on, I don't think EP members need me to make them feel better. :wacko:

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We all know how that ends. With Ivolt pulling out a knife. Or fire.

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Originally Posted by Milady

They way Ivolt and Drag are carrying on, I don't think EP members need me to make them feel better. :wacko:

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The reason most of are here?

We're lonely.

The reason you're here?

To mock our misfortune.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

We all know how that ends. With Ivolt pulling out a knife. Or fire.

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I'd pull out a flaming knife, but that just doesn't well end. Ever.

Ever.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

I'd pull out a flaming knife, but that just doesn't well end. Ever.

Ever.

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Then again, what does? :whistle: