3 word story: The Revenge

had to die.

a painfull death

was what he

couldn't accept, but

soon he realized

that he had

to die anyways. (notice the period)

So he drank

more ovaltine because

he felt like

takeing a huge

dump and vomit
:P

wich was fine

for queen elizibeth

that stupid *****

. So she decided

to gotothe bathroom

upsidown with her

clam hat on

backwards. His nose

was very crooked.

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Originally posted by knowitman
was very crooked.

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But then he

got plastec surgery

cooked his finger

to do a

finger taco supreme

on Mike Ditka's

long hairy bed.

Then the judge
(uh, ok, that was odd)

smahed his testicles

upon a hard

surface, called a

35 scale earthquake (even though the max is 9, i think)

. His legs shook

and he vanished

, again. His wife

also vanished into-the-mist

(the mist) and

ate the mist

EDIT: Lets keep this going to at least 50 pages, then i'll b satisfied.

. it tasted good