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I just realized something while taking a very hot shower to wake myself up for class. No not a cold show, those are for pussies. Anyway, I just realized that if it burns then it is working, is a phrase that rings true for any situation. My shower was really hot so it woke me up. My shampoo was burning my scalp and now my hair looks fantastic. Head and Shoulders is the best shampoo ever. My Listerine mouth was burning the hell out of my mouth but now I have very fresh breath. My cut is cleaned using hydrogen peroxide and it burned, but now the cut is clean and infection free. Now my dick is on fucking fire. This means I am having more than enough sex. And with this small bit of wisdom, I am off to class.
Shit, can't give you more rep. :low2:
So, I have noticed that tuesdays have some sort of effect on me. I don't go to school that day and I usually wake up very early, so I try to do some stuff to take advantage of the time.
Just today I figured how to configure the switch along with my router, fixed my N64 Control Stick and found a lost DVD.
Among other good stuff, yeah.
Who's Jagermeister?
Are you Jackhammer's rebel teenage son? @_@
What's IRC?
What's up?
What?
I think this is a song we could redo in every language of every country we go to..
Hey.. I.. Hey.
You're an idiot, dude. :P It took me about 4 minutes to figure it out. ~.~
Real men lie awake for half an hour with the alarm on. None of this 'snooze' shit.
I just turn it off and go back to sleep. Win!
Why was jagermeister banned?