The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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Originally Posted by Ray_

I'm not allowed on memory lane anymore.

Ever since I altered history a la forest gump so that I prevented 9/11 by taking the terrorists out for a wild night after running into them at a strip club.

Apparently were that event not to happen Bush would've declared war on Japan.

And then things got ugly.

I'm not sure what the severed heads with the warped voices, the ghosts, exploding invisible monsters with a whacky sense of humor, or the zombies had to do with the japanese american war, but I wasn't about to ask questions.

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I see you're still in contact with the crack pipe.

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Originally Posted by Evans

I'm good to go again. :]

Good, good.

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YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?

IRON AND COPPER, IRON AND COPPER!!!

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Originally Posted by Lee

ever seen kill bill?

i played the schoolgirl ninja...

i was like 16...

i had not fully developed my ninja skills :D

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The one who killed a guy just for hitting on her?

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Did I ever mention that I feel no attraction to you whatsoever?

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Wait, did I do it right?

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DON'T KILL ME!!

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Originally Posted by Evans

I just go "Yes" and stretch it until they grab a chair themselves. :P

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Good idea, I shall consider this in the future.

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Originally Posted by Evans

I see you're still in contact with the crack pipe.

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That's not the only crack I wanna smoke.

Had we gone to war with Japan, I might have gotten my TV for half price >.<

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Had we gone to war with Japan, I might have gotten my TV for half price >.<

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Yeah, because we all know war with an oil rich country really lowered gas prices right?

Right?

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Originally Posted by Ray_

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?

Good idea, I shall consider this in the future.

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:thot:

Or, just touch it and go "yup", then walk away. S'what I do. Hey, I don't ask them to pick shit off the floor, do I?

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Originally Posted by Ray_

That's not the only crack I wanna smoke.

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I hide my stash in me ass. Wanna smoke mah grass?

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Originally Posted by Ray_

Yeah, because we all know war with an oil rich country really lowered gas prices right?

Right?

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:<3:

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Originally Posted by Evans

:thot:

Or, just touch it and go "yup", then walk away. S'what I do. Hey, I don't ask them to pick shit off the floor, do I?

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I'M ONTO YOU!

Eh, long story. Needless to say, today has involved lots of holding and reaching. Kinda link masturbation, except without the climax.

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Originally Posted by Evans

I hide my stash in me ass. Wanna some mah grass?

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You have an ass full of grass? I'd be insane to pass on ass grass. Puff and pass Eve.

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Originally Posted by Ray_

I'M ONTO YOU!

Eh, long story. Needless to say, today has involved lots of holding and reaching. Kinda link masturbation, except without the climax.

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Tell me when you get to the "into" part.

Moving or something?

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Originally Posted by Ray_

Yeah, because we all know war with an oil rich country really lowered gas prices right?

Right?

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Go fuck something.

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Originally Posted by Ray_

You have an ass full of grass? I'd be insane to pass on ass grass. Puff and pass Eve.

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*Inhales, then farts*

There ya go.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Tell me when you get to the "into" part.

Moving or something?

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Will do. You.

Mom's getting hitched. That's right evans, she's off the market :P . Whose idea was it to make everyone in my family short? It'd be comical if it weren't so weird.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Go fuck something.

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Gas prices will have to finish rising first.

*googles tits*

*gas prices rises*

AND AWAY I GO!

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Originally Posted by Evans

*Inhales, then farts*

There ya go.

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*sniffs*

This weed smells like eggs.

You bastard! This stuff is cut!

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Go fuck something.

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Ahhh, you're a bad sport. :P