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2nd-March-2011, 03:58
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

Yes, please do. Also, put a ribbon on top but instead of a ribbon make it a PS3. :wacko:

Right away! Now where did I put Qweegi's paypal password...:thot:
2nd-March-2011, 03:59
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Right away! Now where did I put Qweegi's paypal password...:thot:

Hooray! Uncle Jazz Uncle Jazz!
2nd-March-2011, 04:00
Kermit Da Frog

Out for now. 7 page paper to type.
2nd-March-2011, 04:02
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Out for now. 7 page paper to type.

Later. :wav:
2nd-March-2011, 04:04
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Out for now. 7 page paper to type.

Paper is for twats! I prefer plastic! :artist:
bye. :wav:
2nd-March-2011, 04:18
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

Also, I can't stop watching the Charlie Sheen interview Cosmic posted. Everytime I rewatch it I discover something new. It's like an endless bastion of hilarity.

Notice that the guy looks like he just drank a gallon of coffee?

He's got quite a way to go before he "fixes" that addiction.

:wacko:
2nd-March-2011, 04:20
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Notice that the guy looks like he just drank a gallon of coffee?

He's got quite a way to go before he "fixes" that addiction.

:wacko:

He looks like he just came down off a month long crack binge.

...

Oh wait, that's right. :wacko: I hope he stays this way for awhile though, his quotes are pure comedic gold.
2nd-March-2011, 04:24
Ivolt

That interview just made me want to read that cracked article again.

Gold. THE MAN IS GOLD.
2nd-March-2011, 04:24
Synthetik

Clearly he didn't bring gum for everyone. :rolleyes:
2nd-March-2011, 04:26
JKDarkside

I hate it when stupid people think they're brilliant and will argue an incredibly disgusting and ignorant point of view like they just figured out a massive conspiracy like all gay people wanting to keep the strait man down.

I want to find every idiot like this and punch them in the fucking face.
2nd-March-2011, 04:31
Slacker Magician

Hey Jazz, I want a large sack full of cash with a big dollar sign on it, if possible, steal said cash. :wacko:.
2nd-March-2011, 04:38
Sprung

I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

With pics

naked pics

of me

naked
2nd-March-2011, 04:39
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

That interview just made me want to read that cracked article again.

Gold. THE MAN IS GOLD.

Hit me with a link if you do so.

I need more cracked.

It is the a timesink of approximate tvtropes proportions.
2nd-March-2011, 04:40
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

With pics

naked pics

of me

naked

Cut lots of "sprung is short" jokes.

Now with more double entendre!
2nd-March-2011, 04:41
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Cut lots of "sprung is short" jokes.

Now with more double entendre!

I stole brit's magic penis.
2nd-March-2011, 04:42
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

With pics

naked pics

of me

naked

:dread:

Make it go away!
2nd-March-2011, 04:42
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

With pics

naked pics

of me

naked

It will be like that one show with all the fat ladies except with more cock and balls.
2nd-March-2011, 04:43
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

:dread:

zoom in!

o_O
2nd-March-2011, 04:43
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

It will be like that one show with all the fat ladies except with more cock and balls.

Well...just a bit more.

I mean, really. Have you seen those fat bitches? I'm sure one of them ate a whole man.
2nd-March-2011, 04:44
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

o_O

Shouldn't you have changed the emoticon to something like this: :]?

:lol
2nd-March-2011, 04:48
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

Hey Jazz, I want a large sack full of cash with a big dollar sign on it, if possible, steal said cash. :wacko:.

:nyah:
2nd-March-2011, 04:49
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

:nyah:

Awww, come on, you just gotta rob a bank.
2nd-March-2011, 04:51
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Well...just a bit more.

I mean, really. Have you seen those fat bitches? I'm sure one of them ate a whole man.

Wouldn't surprise me. I wouldn't really be all that surprised to learn that quite a few of them were taping their penises to their legs, either.
2nd-March-2011, 05:02
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

With pics

naked pics

of me

naked

"His dick touches the floor!"

"It's still 5 inches."
2nd-March-2011, 05:15
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I stole brit's magic penis.

You think we should tell Lydia how an erection works?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

"His dick touches the floor!"

"It's still 5 inches."

When sprung lies down, he gets taller!
2nd-March-2011, 05:18
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

You think we should tell Lydia how an erection works?

Nah. Ignorance is gagging on it.
2nd-March-2011, 05:19
Sprung

So, I blogged. For real this time.

I feel so...dirty.
2nd-March-2011, 05:23
Raype

I'd make a blog, but nobody cares about my opinions on anything.

So I'd probably just resort to posting pictures of cats in silly hats.
2nd-March-2011, 05:25
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I'd make a blog, but nobody cares about my opinions on anything.

So I'd probably just resort to posting pictures of cats in silly hats.

You could blog about all the strange things you've stuck your penis in.
2nd-March-2011, 05:28
Synthetik

I would probably bog my blog down with pictures of frogs sitting on top of logs and dogs in clogs.
2nd-March-2011, 05:36
Sprung

I'm off to bed :wav:
2nd-March-2011, 05:37
Ivolt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Hit me with a link if you do so.

I need more cracked.

It is the a timesink of approximate tvtropes proportions.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/charlie-...is-invincible/

It wasn't as funny in retrospect.
2nd-March-2011, 05:38
Ivolt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I'd make a blog, but nobody cares about my opinions on anything.

So I'd probably just resort to posting pictures of cats in silly hats.

Which is exactly why I made a blog.
2nd-March-2011, 05:45
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm off to bed :wav:

Goodnight. :wav:
2nd-March-2011, 05:45
Ivolt

Sleep is an illusion. Like common sense.
2nd-March-2011, 05:58
Colamisu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

We can't really trust you either.

YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US

What, a virgin? :awesome:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

IRC summer '10, I was there, I seen it with my own eyes.

It died faster than the last bitch Ray rayped.

That's just because that one troll kept coming in. And the mods stopped coming in.

HOW 2 BURN ISOZ?

Also, confused because someone keeps removing my "Aliengrounder's Gaming" tag from the hangouts.
2nd-March-2011, 05:59
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colamisu

What, a virgin? :awesome:

lawl.
2nd-March-2011, 06:00
Ivolt

See, now I want to punch you in the dick.

I will be king of the dickpunchers.
2nd-March-2011, 06:06
Colamisu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

See, now I want to punch you in the dick.

What, because you don't know what it's normally used for? :awesome:
2nd-March-2011, 06:09
Colamisu

Alright, enough of fulfilling my god-given duty of questioning other peoples' sexual prowess on the internet.

/sleep. Adios.

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