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Originally Posted by Sprung

They pack fudge. How much more relaxed can it get?

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:hello:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Are you surprised? :wacko:

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Not really, but I laugh every time :P

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I like The Tragically Hip's live stuff.

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I have heard good things about their live shows.

But I've not been to one. Nor do I have any bootlegs. They've got good tracks, but I could never see myself listening to more than a song or two before wanting to give my brain a couple airholes with a .45. And yet they're probably one of the more longstanding and popular groups in this country.

Perplexing.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'll have to see this.

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Nah, I'm not really going to. I can't even draw anyways. But I know someone who can...

PRUDE! RULE 34 ON COLDPLAY. DO IT.

I'm still in the process of teaching her about all the forms of sexual innuendo.

It's just that she keeps thinking about sexual nintendo.

Then she starts playing with her wii naked.

I watch, of course.

Thank you for inventing DDR, japan.

But that's beside the point.

The point was...

something about sex?

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Originally Posted by Raype

Then she starts playing with her wii naked.

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I'm not sure that's a visual I needed.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm not sure that's a visual I needed.

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Remember that time Strongbad fucked your daughter doggy style on your kitchen table?

I know I do.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Remember that time Strongbad fucked your daughter doggy style on your kitchen table?

I know I do.

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:psyduck:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

wooooooooooosh

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wat

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

wat

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Yep.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

wat

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Fudge packing: Anal sex.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

:psyduck:

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The best part was that she was on her period but he still ate her out. So her menstrual blood was all over that hobo beard he has. And she just kept screaming "Ryan, Ryan" over and over. It was awesome.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Nah, I'm not really going to. I can't even draw anyways. But I know someone who can...

PRUDE! RULE 34 ON COLDPLAY. DO IT.

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what?

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Originally Posted by Raype

Fudge packing: Anal sex.

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OH POOP! NO DUH!

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Originally Posted by Raype

Dragon Age didn't end with someone being blatantly lost from SoTC. I guess Sony had some leftover designs lying about. :wacko:

You'll fit right in with the assassin's guild. :wacko:

It works well when I'm going for a "holy shit, what?" effect when invading other players. I like to wear unusual armor, occasionally cast an invisibility spell and drag a hilariously oversized weapon around to complete the ensemble. :wacko:

The Northern Regalia is good if you aren't completely opposed to 2H weapons. It's surprisingly fast especially when used 2 handed, and it's exceptionally powerful. Who needs defense when you send enemies flying? Aside from that, I've been quite fond of my upgraded falchion collection and either the moonlight sword or the smaller version of it (since they weight almost nothing, they're extremely fast, they ignore defense, and they're essentially magic lightsabers). The King's Field reference just sweetens the deal.

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I love assassins' guilds. Except now they remind me of a certain Antivan sex addict. :wacko:

I wonder how many things still have that affect. I would assume that the game has been around long enough for most of the experienced player to have seen all there is to see at this point. If I get around to invading people, I'll probably lament the fact that I didn't start earlier, and I'll probably run into a ton of people who are dramatically more skilled than I am. It's so annoying to begin feeling confident about a game until you start playing online.

I don't particularly mind two handed weapons, but they usually just don't fit in with my usual preferences for playing style. Generally, I'll take light and fast over heavy and powerful any day. Demon's Souls, however, seems to be an ideal example of a game that occasionally requires compromise.

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Originally Posted by Raype

The best part was that she was on her period but he still ate her out. So her menstrual blood was all over that hobo beard he has. And she just kept screaming "Ryan, Ryan" over and over. It was awesome.

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:doink:

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

With chocolate? :psyduck:

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There's a sale at the Big & Dumb store. GO GO GO!

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

:doink:

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:lol

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Originally Posted by Raype

Fudge packing: Anal sex.

The best part was that she was on her period but he still ate her out. So her menstrual blood was all over that hobo beard he has. And she just kept screaming "Ryan, Ryan" over and over. It was awesome.

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The old rainbow kiss eh?

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

what?

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DRAW GAY PORN OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND COLDPLAY, DAMMIT.

:wacko:

Gosh why is everyone gay, I just don't know what's going on. :wacko:

So... close to losing that one. But I managed to pull through somehow :D

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I think I'm addicted to the Command Board :P

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

OH POOP! NO DUH!

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:nod:

I'll show you later. I'm already lubing up my buttplug.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I love assassins' guilds. Except now they remind me of a certain Antivan sex addict. :wacko:

I wonder how many things still have that affect. I would assume that the game has been around long enough for most of the experienced player to have seen all there is to see at this point. If I get around to invading people, I'll probably lament the fact that I didn't start earlier, and I'll probably run into a ton of people who are dramatically more skilled than I am. It's so annoying to begin feeling confident about a game until you start playing online.

I don't particularly mind two handed weapons, but they usually just don't fit in with my usual preferences for playing style. Generally, I'll take light and fast over heavy and powerful any day. Demon's Souls, however, seems to be an ideal example of a game that occasionally requires compromise.

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Bethesda should get out of the videogame business and just start writing novels. I'd buy it. :wacko:

Don't know, I haven't touched in it a while and I've milked the bulk of the fun out. But I'm sure there's plenty of late adopters around who waited for a price drop. Once a game hits half price or goes on sale, there's always a good influx to the online modes.

Not really, you can use magic to cover a lot of the bases you'd use 2H weapons for. I just find them fun. Plus there's something strangely pleasing about watching your character wail on enemies with a sword that's almost his size.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

Gosh why is everyone gay, I just don't know what's going on. :wacko:

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Well you see, we've all been here for so long that we start to have certain... cravings. Cravings that normally would be sated by other means, but after a certain amount of time with no female contact you start to become... desperate. So desperate in fact that you may just convince yourself that sex with another man is acceptable.

Before you know it everyone is wearing dresses and wigs and dancing suggestively to Milkshake by Kelis.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

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Yeah, we have like 3. And about 2 or 3 dans. A couple johns. Only one of me though. I'm special.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

The old rainbow kiss eh?


DRAW GAY PORN OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND COLDPLAY, DAMMIT.

:wacko:

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The kind of rainbow you might find in a current gen FPS. It's all brown and red. Like your toilet bowl after a really bad chili cookoff.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

Gosh why is everyone gay, I just don't know what's going on. :wacko:

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I was lonely, and you weren't here. So I went gay. And since everyone's gay for me it just kind of devolved from there.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Well you see, we've all been here for so long that we start to have certain... cravings. Cravings that normally would be sated by other means, but after a certain amount of time with no female contact you start to become... desperate. So desperate in fact that you may just convince yourself that sex with another man is acceptable.

Before you know it everyone is wearing dresses and wigs and dancing suggestively to Milkshake by Kelis.

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:wav:

HEY YOU CANDIANDS.
DO YOU LIEK.....CLAMATO JUSICE? OuO

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

HEY YOU CANDIANDS.
DO YOU LIEK.....CLAMATO JUSICE? OuO

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You're a lot stranger than I had previously thought. Now I know why Ray wants to do your flaps.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Yeah, we have like 3. And about 2 or 3 dans. A couple johns. Only one of me though. I'm special.

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Ride the yellow bus to school special? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

HEY YOU CANDIANDS.
DO YOU LIEK.....CLAMATO JUSICE? OuO

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No. :disagree:

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Originally Posted by Raype

The kind of rainbow you might find in a current gen FPS. It's all brown and red. Like your toilet bowl after a really bad chili cookoff.

I was lonely, and you weren't here. So I went gay. And since everyone's gay for me it just kind of devolved from there.

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Also known as the DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD.

This, basically. We're all prison gay. Even Sprung. His wife and children are just a cover.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

:wav:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Bethesda should get out of the videogame business and just start writing novels. I'd buy it. :wacko:

Don't know, I haven't touched in it a while and I've milked the bulk of the fun out. But I'm sure there's plenty of late adopters around who waited for a price drop. Once a game hits half price or goes on sale, there's always a good influx to the online modes.

Not really, you can use magic to cover a lot of the bases you'd use 2H weapons for. I just find them fun. Plus there's something strangely pleasing about watching your character wail on enemies with a sword that's almost his size.

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Mmm. Leather. Smells just like rotting flesh, I love it. Now I just need a whore. --> The Story of Ray's Life :wacko:

Perhaps I'll play around with it a bit. At the very least, I'll work on getting that stupid hat, just in case I find myself in a situation where a tiny increase in magic power would be beneficial.

I'm usually not fond of magic, but I'm partial to its effects in this game. There's something equally satisfying about taking your enemies out with an explosion or a cloud of poison before they even have a chance to react.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Oh america, you and your fear of snow. So silly. :wacko:

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It's not that we're afraid of snow. We're afraid of how other people drive in snow, since they rarely get experience doing so. If we had snow year round like you crazy people up in Canadia, we wouldn't close the roads.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I just realized that my lovely serenades of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" and "Be Our Guest" were lost in the rollback. Guess I better start from scratch. :wacko:


Bbbbeeeeeee ooouuuurrrr guuest, be our guest, put our service to the test!

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Shit, someone's already done Be Our Guest? Damn. Well, I guess we have to do this instead, Ivolt.



Dibs on the Prince's part.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I've played BG, and I've heard enough horror stories to stay as far away from that as I possible can. :wacko:

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To be perfectly fair, EP online games don't suck so much when you don't have Tan on h.. Hey, are any of you guys reading the HO? What's your IP again Ivolt? I got disconnected.

Or Hypnos on his wallabynet.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

To be perfectly fair, EP online games don't suck so much when you don't have Tan on h.. Hey, are any of you guys reading the HO? What's your IP again Ivolt? I got disconnected.

Or Hypnos on his wallabynet.

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Tanthias actually invited me to the Icewind Dale fiasco. I'm somewhat relieved I didn't have time for a weekly commitment of that nature. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Or Hypnos on his wallabynet.

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Nice save. ;)

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

HEY YOU CANDIANDS.
DO YOU LIEK.....CLAMATO JUSICE? OuO

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I love tomato in all its forms.

So yes.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

You're a lot stranger than I had previously thought. Now I know why Ray wants to do your flaps.

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It's a lot more complicated than that. But that's certainly a part of it.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Ride the yellow bus to school special? :wacko:

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Your schoolbuses weren't yellow? How did you find them in the snow then?

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Also known as the DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD.

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For 48 hours, we're all women. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Mmm. Leather. Smells just like rotting flesh, I love it. Now I just need a whore. --> The Story of Ray's Life :wacko:

Perhaps I'll play around with it a bit. At the very least, I'll work on getting that stupid hat, just in case I find myself in a situation where a tiny increase in magic power would be beneficial.

I'm usually not fond of magic, but I'm partial to its effects in this game. There's something equally satisfying about taking your enemies out with an explosion or a cloud of poison before they even have a chance to react.

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Except today we have penicillin. Sorry about that prude, the meds'll clear that right up, I swear!

Sometimes the other player dies before they even reach the room. That's how I got mine. God bless you black phantom mindflayers. And whoever felt it would be a good idea to have them face the person coming up the stairs by default. IN PAIRS. :wacko:

Same here. Magic is often used as a backup/support option for me in most cases. But in DS, the magic is just too delicious to pass up.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Tanthias actually invited me to the Icewind Dale fiasco. I'm somewhat relieved I didn't have time for a weekly commitment of that nature. :wacko:

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It's probably for the best. As a sorceror, I had a billion and one points in charisma, while the rest of the party was largely antisocial.

In other words, I was pretty much the party's mouthpiece.

Ivolt decided to be our main warrior guy. So he had all the power.

Obviously there's no way that can POSSIBLY end well.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Nice save. ;)

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I thought it looked better before, but I wanted to be clear I don't think it's the fault of either him or his country, as it's just a pain in the ass to reliably transmit signal that far. Also, their companies blow donkey balls since they have monthly bandwidth limits.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

You're a lot stranger than I had previously thought. Now I know why Ray wants to do your flaps.

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:disagree:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Your schoolbuses weren't yellow? How did you find them in the snow then?

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... I totally fucked that up. >.>
Just ignore me. I'll be over here.

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Originally Posted by Raype

It's probably for the best. As a sorceror, I had a billion and one points in charisma, while the rest of the party was largely antisocial.

In other words, I was pretty much the party's mouthpiece.

Ivolt decided to be our main warrior guy. So he had all the power.

Obviously there's no way that can POSSIBLY end well.

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Normally, I'd correct "antisocial" as being "avoidant", but really, with the collection of people who were involved in that, "antisocial" was actually the more accurate term. :angel:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

... I totally fucked that up. >.>
Just ignore me. I'll be over here.

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On your shortbus, I take it?

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Originally Posted by Raype

For 48 hours, we're all women. :wacko:

Same here. Magic is often used as a backup/support option for me in most cases. But in DS, the magic is just too delicious to pass up.

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So true. Although my anus usually bleeds for around 96 hours after chili night, and I become a little agitated. STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

I tend to be a magic user in most of the RPGs I play. It may have something to do with the fact that magic is usually the most broken and overpowered aspect of all RPGs, ever. :wacko: