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Cos your australian
Why do baked beans come in a can?
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Cause if they came in paper they'd fall out.
Why was paper invented?
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So you could wipe your ass
Why do the Bushwackers no longer wrestle?
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because they now spend to much time gnawing on thier legs
why dont i get everything for free?
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b/c prostitutes are expensive!
why can't every woman be a lesbian?
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because then men wouldnt get any sex
why isin't cold fusion hot?
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b/c it doesnt want to be difficult with itself
how come I get stuff for free?
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because you are a prostitute.....
what kind of a person marries a monkey?
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Effigy of Doom...:P
why does EP rock?
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because god has said that it should be so....
why am i not god?
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because you don't say EP rocks.
:P
Why am I god?
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because youre in denial and have constant hallucinations
what happened to my power over forks?
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The fork went up your ass (OUCH!):P
Where's EoD's power over knives gone?
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its probably with the fork, i need some help here.....
why are there so many things up my ass?
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because your power lies there.
Why won't you help take things out of EoD's ass?