My relatives' parties are full of dudes with epic facial hair, crazy french people, and a whole lot of alcohol. I don't see anything wrong with attending.
Did you at least cop a feel as payment?
...and that's when I bought the horse a prostitute.
So, on a completely unrelated note: just finished watching Sanctum. It wasn't terrible, but it was extremely predictable. And it had IOAN GRUFFUDD, whose name I will never even pretend to remember how to spell or pronounce.