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4th-December-2007, 04:35
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Raype

That's because any guy who gets penis cancer automatically offs himself.

I know I would.

Especially if it was particularly bad and they had to "amputate", or even remove a "fair amount of tissue".

I was thinking the same thing...

I mean, how would you treat something like that? Radiation would make hot dogs.
4th-December-2007, 04:37
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I was thinking the same thing...

I mean, how would you treat something like that? Radiation would make hot dogs.

Hot.
4th-December-2007, 04:37
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Hot.

In your case, Lil' Smokies :lol
4th-December-2007, 04:38
Evans

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Originally Posted by Sprung

again I say

HOLY FUCK! PENIS CANCER!?

No, really, I've never heard of penis cancer.

Signs of genital warts:

* One or more growths on the penis, testicles, groin, thighs, or anus.
* Warts may be raised, flat, or cauliflower-shaped. They usually do not hurt.
* Warts may appear within weeks or months after sexual contact with an infected person.

Signs and symptoms of anal cancer:

* Sometimes there are no signs or symptoms.
* Anal bleeding, pain, itching, or discharge.
* Swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin area.
* Changes in bowel habits or the shape of your stool.

Signs of penile cancer:

* First signs: changes in color, skin thickening, or a build-up of tissue on the penis.
* Later signs: a growth or sore on the penis. It is usually painless, but in some cases, the sore may be painful and bleed.
* There may be no symptoms until the cancer is quite advanced.

Dun dun dun.
4th-December-2007, 04:39
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

In your case, Lil' Smokies :lol

:harold:
4th-December-2007, 04:39
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

That's because any guy who gets penis cancer automatically offs himself.

I know I would.

Especially if it was particularly bad and they had to "amputate", or even remove a "fair amount of tissue".

Then you'd keep my 2-ended dildo.

Yes, I know you took it.
4th-December-2007, 04:39
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Signs of genital warts:

* One or more growths on the penis, testicles, groin, thighs, or anus.
* Warts may be raised, flat, or cauliflower-shaped. They usually do not hurt.
* Warts may appear within weeks or months after sexual contact with an infected person.

Signs and symptoms of anal cancer:

* Sometimes there are no signs or symptoms.
* Anal bleeding, pain, itching, or discharge.
* Swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin area.
* Changes in bowel habits or the shape of your stool.

Signs of penile cancer:

* First signs: changes in color, skin thickening, or a build-up of tissue on the penis.
* Later signs: a growth or sore on the penis. It is usually painless, but in some cases, the sore may be painful and bleed.
* There may be no symptoms until the cancer is quite advanced.

Dun dun dun.

Someone needs to cure cancer. Now.
Think of the penii.
4th-December-2007, 04:40
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Signs of genital warts:

* One or more growths on the penis, testicles, groin, thighs, or anus.
* Warts may be raised, flat, or cauliflower-shaped. They usually do not hurt.
* Warts may appear within weeks or months after sexual contact with an infected person.

Signs and symptoms of anal cancer:

* Sometimes there are no signs or symptoms.
* Anal bleeding, pain, itching, or discharge.
* Swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin area.
* Changes in bowel habits or the shape of your stool.

Signs of penile cancer:

* First signs: changes in color, skin thickening, or a build-up of tissue on the penis.
* Later signs: a growth or sore on the penis. It is usually painless, but in some cases, the sore may be painful and bleed.
* There may be no symptoms until the cancer is quite advanced.

Dun dun dun.

What does cancer have to do with shape?

I'd be really pissed at whoever did this to me.
4th-December-2007, 04:41
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Someone needs to cure cancer. Now.
Think of the penii.

Don't use your Wii in ways that would void the warranty.
4th-December-2007, 04:41
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Someone needs to cure cancer. Now.
Think of the penii.

Spread the word of Penile cancer. I bet it gets cured quickstyle.
4th-December-2007, 04:41
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

What does cancer have to do with shape?

I'd be really pissed at whoever did this to me.

If the swelling was on one side, the hole wouldn't be round anymore.

Think of those fancy cookie presses...
4th-December-2007, 04:42
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Evans

Don't use your Wii in ways that would void the warranty.

I plan to kill Ninjas with the nunchuck.
4th-December-2007, 04:42
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Someone needs to cure cancer. Now.
Think of the penii.

Not to mention the testes.
4th-December-2007, 04:42
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

If the swelling was on one side, the hole wouldn't be round anymore.

Think of those fancy cookie presses...

:XD:
4th-December-2007, 04:46
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

What does cancer have to do with shape?

I'd be really pissed at whoever did this to me.

A cancer is the uncontrolled division of cells. More cells means more tissue. Certain cysts, for example. In the case of anal cancer, you develop lumps that can give a funny and entertaining shape to your stool. /As seen on TV.