^ no way. I am the Queen ahem the King of good times
< should definitely lay off the crack for a while
V will tell me what to do when someone old enough to be your grandfather asks you if you prefer 69 to plain old cunnilingus?
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^ no way. I am the Queen ahem the King of good times
< should definitely lay off the crack for a while
V will tell me what to do when someone old enough to be your grandfather asks you if you prefer 69 to plain old cunnilingus?
^ should have answered "Coprophagia, big boy? *wink*".
< is somewhat disgusted by that.
V should be too.
^ hmmm....
< sickened
V going to tell me why i am the way i am
^ wrong
< doing boring ass french homework
V will have softcore porn in his sig.
^ Needs an education
< doesn't need an education
V is a homophobic inane limerick that people have gotten bored of
^ Has a 53% face match with Osama bin laden...
< Is looking up "Limerick".
V Blah blah blah somehting somethign SEX!
^ Is not getting any:P
< Doesn't look like Osama or most sluts
V Didn't know that Elisha Cuthbert has giant boobs that she loves showing off till now
^ awww yeah
< doesn't know who elisha cuthbert is
V going to either insult me or come on to me
^ Is wishfully thinking.
< *Hey baby....No, fuck you, you rancid cunt! :P
V Plays an instrument.
^ I play guitar.
< has a 55% face match with Osama.
V has a hairy chode.
^ hell no
< doesn't know what a chode is
V is a girl
^ is wrong about me.
< still hasn't found what a chode is.
V should tell us WTF he meant.
^ is sexay.
< I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
V now knows what a chode is.
^ Choda is another word for perineum or the area between your junk and your trunk.
< Checked to see if his choda is hairy. Nope.
V Will try to tell me the sexual connotation of the words "strawberry shortcake"
^ indeed, i think it refers to the posterior of a female
< loves having suckers do his dirty work....like taking out the trash
V is a hater
^ should watch it.
< *throws Lygerzero out* See? That's what I meant by "watch it". Watch what you type, I could be lurking around. :P
V is laughing at Lyger.
^ Knows i'm laughing at Lyger
< Is laughing at Lyger
V Is/Should be laughing at Lyger
^ is Captain Obvious
< is laughing at Lyger?
V is Lyger
^ psychics these days
< crying because everyone is laughing at him
V jerk
- Mirror strike back
< Is laughing at Lyger :lol
V Lollies at Lyger
^ disgrace to bunnies everywhere
< can't be faded
V gots to be Evans
^ Angelic Fun!
< The dude who was once a guy...
V is not a male
/\ Is wrong
< Is a male (lemme check....yep still there)
V Will most likely have a girl or girls in their sig (that I will then stare at for hours)
^ have fun
< loves teh women's boobies
V loves teh men's boobies
^ is wrong.
< pinches his tits.
V is disgusted.
/\ Is a master debator (or is it a cunning linguist?)
< Is disgusted but oddly turned on.....not
V Has no idea his/her mom is a star in a lot of hardcore internet porn.
^ is a douche who watches to much porn with my mom in it
< loves evans and his gigantic pen. dont get me wrong, i like women but there is something about me that still loves bic.
V i had sex with there entire family, even animals ;)
^ YOU WILL DIE!!!!.......next time on EP forums
< waiting for the next episode of ep forums
V enjoys my company immensely
^ for some reason wants me to die so i wont him to die
< working on render studios :P
V if it isnt shutzsatffel im gonna BRING THESE BOARDS DOWN
^ you RAPED HAMTARO, 'nuff saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Reborn
< grudge passing........damn
V likes girls named carly, which was shortened from carlton
^ Is good at pwning, but just doesn't do it enough.
> Drinking green cordial. (Also, there's this chick named Karly, who is hot ;)
V Fag. 'Nuf said.
^ funny because i am and many know it you bastard
< 1337
V like to cut off their limbs with rusty spoons
^ yes indeedy do. it gives me a rush when i slice off my fingernails and toenails
< omgomg.....hax
V is the reason jesus died
^ no, that would be Mel Gibson
< is the reason why Queen Donair is still in business
V is the reason why my faith in my fellow man has died?
they should make a rule that says you can't say "^ is wrong" cause it takes the fun out of everything.
And my last post i wanted to see who here is male or female. I can't determine you all by your sigs and avatars! :dread: :zeena:
^ Is wrong (sorry, couldn't resist). There are only about 4 or 5 females that post here, and they are easy to spot. So if you're looking for women, look elsewhere.
< Is freezing his nads off (winter in Canada. Hell on Earth indeed)
V Has most likely caused a car accident at some point.
^ no, but my sister has (full story with pm)
< loves all the women here and hopes they love me
V is going to say something about the above statement
Shit man, I don't wanna take the heat for killing Jesus. If someone is wrong then they're wrong. anyways:Quote:
Originally Posted by MoloMowChow
^ Damn right. I'm sure they love you back. Except Xena.
< Concerned that the gender gap still exists.
V Is a guy
^ Know The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!!11 :O
< Is afaik a guy
V Have a christmas sig.
^IS right!!
< christmas present signature (check below for my holiday gift to you!!)
V has a gift for me!