I make inferior products :revwacko:
So my old high school's baseball team, lost a game last night, and they met the one and only Jim Carrey. Needless to say I'm fucking jealous as shit. :(
Ohh! I see. :P
I'm really, really afraid that you're going to end up in the hospital when I'm not there. Like, are you eating cardboard, etc. These are daily thoughts that run through my head. And also, that I hope you drink water. At least sometimes. Like always.
And what is coitus? Is that a phone conversation? :wacko:
Also, downloading JSR :D
My housemates think its fine to use each others towels after we shower, what they don't know is one of my two towels is exclusively for semen.
Any idea what it does to hair? They don't even have to gel it anymore. :wacko:
It's a hair tonic. Ya know one of those special all-natural remedies from China to cure baldness? Seriously go to the factory of one of these places and you'll see a 100 middle aged chinamen sitting around in a circle squirting into a giant bucket in the center!
I'm not only the president - I'm also a client!
:lol