Of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
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Of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
or distract me with asian porn, pref, Jap. breasty girls, like sora aoi. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
/sleep
Won't work. She doesn't eat the twinkies, she just sucks the cream out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makenshi
Hmm, new idea for a porn.
I call it "twinkie teens". *begins writing script*
Ive been thinking, we really should stop pickign on DCK's Fat ugly GF.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
More to the point, the last 2 girls his "had" sexual activites with, have BOTH come from MySpace.
This raises the following questions:
1) Does DCK have no real ability to pick up females in RL, thus has to do it over the internets?
2) Do people that pick up after meeting via MySpace have lower standeds then REALLY REALLY drunk people?
3) How much self esteem do these "MySlut's" have IRL?
4) Which is worse, DCK picking up a fat whale Via MySpace, or the Fat whale's ability to pick up IRL?
More to come :wacko:
Dead man walking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makenshi
Be sure to wear the spiked boots of courage to deal extra damage and gain bonus points.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Don't forget to use a bomb when things get hectic.
I'm pretty sure that's what it means. It would also explain why they're ugly chicks. It's so easy to stage a photo to make you look good (although even that's pretty limited, since his girls still look pretty bad).Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Yes. If you're not a 400 pound pedo who lives in his mom's basement, you've basically surpassed all expectations.Quote:
2) Do people that pick up after meeting via MySpace have lower standeds then REALLY REALLY drunk people?
None. They're like the fat drunk chicks. You'd have to suck majorly to stike out with them.Quote:
3) How much self esteem do these "MySlut's" have IRL?
I'd say the worst thing is that you'd need a forklift to pick up those fat whales.Quote:
4) Which is worse, DCK picking up a fat whale Via MySpace, or the Fat whale's ability to pick up IRL?
I can get banned on a forum, etc in the space for a few weeks. I can't do it in hours. There's always one person on a forum that wants an argument which can lead to a ban. :wacko:
You just described ~50% of Myspace there.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
In these parts, that's me. Let me know if you ever want to take a vacation from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by D4N13L1991
Lol, will do.
:XD:
lol ugly fat guy link.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makenshi
I made a myspace the other day. Complete with my emo portrait.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypnos
So, how many desperate cutter-ettes have thrown themselves at you so far?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus