The Hang Out: your post count is going backwards!

Some say that Super Mario Galaxy 2 was no more than bonus stages for 1.
Get this: the Disc ID that Nintendo named put in the disc image, is Super_Mario_Galaxy_More. :disagree:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I've played BG, and I've heard enough horror stories to stay as far away from that as I possible can. :wacko:

And sometimes it's not even fresh spice, sometimes it's old. Who knows how long that stuff's been sitting around. Or if those slimy looking mind flayers even washed their hands when they were preparing it. There's flowers, too. Caught the plague? Just nom this tasty flower. Which you probably picked off the body of something else that had the plague.

I couldn't decide if it was cute or obnoxious.

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It's okay, once you acquire an item that makes you impervious to webs Ivolt becomes very easy to kill. :wacko:

I make it a point not to consume or spend extended periods of time near anything that's known as "widow's" anything. I'm tempted to lick my deodorant to see if I get the ability to case soul arrow.

I think they were trying to go with unsettling. But I think the old hag talking about her son, that big creepy silent guy who lumbers about 5-3, or the sea of blood filled with undead babies have considerably higher ratings on the scale of creepy shit.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

It's strange really, I know they're huge in Canada and pretty well known in the US but all that sort of North American post-grunge stuff completely flies under the radar over here. Unless it's Nickelback, for some inexplicable reason.

Of course the upside of this is that Creed have always been about as popular as a wet fart around these parts.

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I'm not sure I'd say "huge". They're certainly well known but I don't think they've been an especially popular group since the mid to late 90's. Their fame is very much on the slide. And while it's hard to find a canadian music fan that isn't familiar with them, it's not like they're that much more popular than the average musician that has gotten a somewhat decent amount of airplay. And a major reason why they're known is because, much like herpes, they keep coming back once in a while just when you think you're rid of them.

Yes, but you guys have to put up with U2, Blur during their down moments, and Oasis. I think it's a fairly even setup.

I can't stop staring at that sprung page.

Subliminal advertising, I tells ya.

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Originally Posted by Raype

It's okay, once you acquire an item that makes you impervious to webs Ivolt becomes very easy to kill. :wacko:

I make it a point not to consume or spend extended periods of time near anything that's known as "widow's" anything. I'm tempted to lick my deodorant to see if I get the ability to case soul arrow.

I think they were trying to go with unsettling. But I think the old hag talking about her son, that big creepy silent guy who lumbers about 5-3, or the sea of blood filled with undead babies have considerably higher ratings on the scale of creepy shit.

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Good idea. Whilst I'm cooking, I think I'll down various containers of spices, and see if I can't learn any interesting spells. If I get stuck with some useless miracle, however, I'll be most displeased.

Infinitely respawning undead babies, at that. With weird claws. >_<

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Originally Posted by Raype

Everything's a lyric in a song somewhere.

Sooner or later, someone's going to make a song about midget porn.

And then I've soiled the hangout a couple times.

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But you wrote them first. SO THAT WOULD MEAN THEY STOLE IT.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

OLP is one of those things that I will flash back on in my darkest of nightmares, and wake up in a cold sweat and ear-ringing terror. Also, it doesn't help that they still play their new stuff on the radio out here. ALL THE TIME.

I just realized that my lovely serenades of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" and "Be Our Guest" were lost in the rollback. Guess I better start from scratch. :wacko:

Bbbbeeeeeee ooouuuurrrr guuest, be our guest, put our service to the test!

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I think we all have those bands from our childhoods. :wacko: I only really remember seeing OLP on MTV like once growing up, and I don't even remember what song it was.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Good idea. Whilst I'm cooking, I think I'll down various containers of spices, and see if I can't learn any interesting spells. If I get stuck with some useless miracle, however, I'll be most displeased.

Infinitely respawning undead babies, at that. With weird claws. >_<

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Just avoid saying Umbasa and hopefully you'll avoid that problem.

A pool of aborted fetuses. Lovely. And those claws aren't so weird. In fact, you've been carrying one for quite some time. What did you think the Baby's Nail was? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm not sure I'd say "huge". They're certainly well known but I don't think they've been an especially popular group since the mid to late 90's. Their fame is very much on the slide. And while it's hard to find a canadian music fan that isn't familiar with them, it's not like they're that much more popular than the average musician that has gotten a somewhat decent amount of airplay. And a major reason why they're known is because, much like herpes, they keep coming back once in a while just when you think you're rid of them.

Yes, but you guys have to put up with U2, Blur during their down moments, and Oasis. I think it's a fairly even setup.

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Aww. I like all three of these bands. Coldplay too, before anyone mentions them. :wacko:

Razorlight on the other hand... :ugh:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

But you wrote them first. SO THAT WOULD MEAN THEY STOLE IT.

I think we all have those bands from our childhoods. :wacko: I only really remember seeing OLP on MTV like once growing up, and I don't even remember what song it was.

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People steal my ideas all the time. I'm used to it.

It's all more or less the same.

Trying to freestyle a beat to the song "do" being the most commonly used one
Singing about how life sucks
Loud earsplitting scream
more whining about how life sucks.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Aww. I like all three of these bands. Coldplay too, before anyone mentions them. :wacko:

Razorlight on the other hand... :ugh:

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Get out.

Coldplay, coldplay can stay. Mostly. As long as it's in small doses.

But the other bands can get out. Or get out when they're having an off album, in any case.

(also, The Tragically Hip. Their continued popularity confuses and surprises me.)

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Originally Posted by Raype

Just avoid saying Umbasa and hopefully you'll avoid that problem.

A pool of aborted fetuses. Lovely. And those claws aren't so weird. In fact, you've been carrying one for quite some time. What did you think the Baby's Nail was? :wacko:

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I'll try.

You think I carry stuff? Pfft. That's what that Thomas guy is for. Plus, he always tells me I have a heart of gold. Apparently it's really nice to let people hold all your extra junk for you. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Nah, needs more space marines and big flashy bullshit for the drooling monkey to not lose focus. :wacko:

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I don't know what you're talking about :ignore:

Although, I have to admit, finding a Collector Particle Beam weapon at the top of the tower would've been awesome :P

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Originally Posted by Milady

I'll try.

You think I carry stuff? Pfft. That's what that Thomas guy is for. Plus, he always tells me I have a heart of gold. Apparently it's really nice to let people hold all your extra junk for you. :wacko:

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But on the plus side, you could cast a magic spell with the talisman of the beast. And watch the churchfolk go ballistic. :wacko:

Did you tell him you defiled and looted his daughter's corpse? I have a feeling his opinion would change a little if he found out. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

But on the plus side, you could cast a magic spell with the talisman of the beast. And watch the churchfolk go ballistic. :wacko:

Did you tell him you defiled and looted his daughter's corpse? I have a feeling his opinion would change a little if he found out. :wacko:

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Urbain likes to tell me all the time how my skills are evil, since they come from demons. Maybe if God's spells weren't so damned useless, I'd learn some of them. I like the disappointed, "Yes, I see," he utters whenever I walk away abruptly from a conversation with him. Leave me to my stoicism, please. And demon magic. :wacko:

I didn't tell him, but he sort of noticed when I handed him a cute jade hair ornament to store for me. I gave it back to him, so that I could feel like some of the stuff I'd picked up actually had some sort of purpose. What am I supposed to do with this male-only armor set? Why can't I sell stuff? :ahhh:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Get out.

Coldplay, coldplay can stay. Mostly. As long as it's in small doses.

But the other bands can get out. Or get out when they're having an off album, in any case.

(also, The Tragically Hip. Their continued popularity confuses and surprises me.)

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Wait, you like Coldplay?! That I did not expect.

In any event I'm just going to leave some U2 here.


(One of the heaviest songs ever. Being completely serious. The Edge's solo in this version gives me chills.)

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Originally Posted by Milady

Urbain likes to tell me all the time how my skills are evil, since they come from demons. Maybe if God's spells weren't so damned useless, I'd learn some of them. I like the disappointed, "Yes, I see," he utters whenever I walk away abruptly from a conversation with him. Leave me to my stoicism, please. And demon magic. :wacko:

I didn't tell him, but he sort of noticed when I handed him a cute jade hair ornament to store for me. I gave it back to him, so that I could feel like some of the stuff I'd picked up actually had some sort of purpose. What am I supposed to do with this male-only armor set? Why can't I sell stuff? :ahhh:

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God's spells aren't useless, his church just doesn't use the good ones. Also, god has the greatest AoE spell ever it's the size of a kingdom, apparently. And it can become as big as the world.

Your character is secretly a klepto. Also, maybe she's keeping it for one of the parallel universe versions of herself. That happens to be male. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Wait, you like Coldplay?! That I did not expect.

In any event I'm just going to leave some U2 here.


(One of the heaviest songs ever. Being completely serious. The Edge's solo in this version gives me chills.)

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I don't dislike them. They can be pleasant to listen to when in the right mood or with a proper song. I don't really discriminate when it comes to genres. Except for country or any form of traditional music. Fucking LOATHE the stuff.

It's not from a lack of being familiar with U2. I just have a strong distaste for them in general. I got about a minute in before hitting pause and looking elsewhere. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

God's spells aren't useless, his church just doesn't use the good ones. Also, god has the greatest AoE spell ever it's the size of a kingdom, apparently. And it can become as big as the world.

Your character is secretly a klepto. Also, maybe she's keeping it for one of the parallel universe versions of herself. That happens to be male. :wacko:

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Well, God's holding out on me. I'll just stay here in the Nexus when I die. I've collected plenty of friends, though some of them have seemingly gone insane and disappeared. Surely, that was a one off situation, though. :wacko:

I had some issues getting used to not selling things for a while. I've been methodically trained to loot every corpse I see, take everything they have, and sell what I don't need. I eventually had about ten Slave Shields, and other useless items of that nature. Now I have two of some of the more lovely rings and items, surely those would sell for a hefty price! C'mon, you know you want to trade me some souls for this Thief's Ring, Thomas. Someone must have given you some to hold on to.

I should really start NG+, if only for the fact that I'll get more souls. It's disheartening to come back with 100,000+, only to be able to afford two skill points and a few equipment repairs.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Well, God's holding out on me. I'll just stay here in the Nexus when I die. I've collected plenty of friends, though some of them have seemingly gone insane and disappeared. Surely, that was a one off situation, though. :wacko:

I had some issues getting used to not selling things for a while. I've been methodically trained to loot every corpse I see, take everything they have, and sell what I don't need. I eventually had about ten Slave Shields, and other useless items of that nature. Now I have two of some of the more lovely rings and items, surely those would sell for a hefty price! C'mon, you know you want to trade me some souls for this Thief's Ring, Thomas. Someone must have given you some to hold on to.

I should really start NG+, if only for the fact that I'll get more souls. It's disheartening to come back with 100,000+, only to be able to afford two skill points and a few equipment repairs.

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OR IS HE? :wacko:

Am I the only one that finds it odd that Stockpile is pretty much the equivalent of that creepy guy at an airport/bus station/whatever that offers to watch your bags for you? And that you fully trust him with your valuables? :wacko:

Sounds good. The soul income goes way up. Plus depending on the ending you may get either a fuckload of souls or a spell that makes soul farming easy. Especially if you don't mind enraging people online. Since you can EAT THEIR SOULS. :wacko:

(Also, I take it you've gotten that sword from 1-1?)

Not liking Coldplay is a bannable offense (rule 34; to be added).

And if you don't like Oasis we can't be friends anymore, Ray :ignore:

Rule 34 on Coldplay. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Not liking Coldplay is a bannable offense (rule 34; to be added).

And if you don't like Oasis we can't be friends anymore, Ray :ignore:

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I'm sorry, but their sappy slow paced and rather bland music leaves a horrible taste in my mouth. If that's the oasis, I'm taking the desert.

Plus I have an unimaginable urge to punch them in the face. So maybe that adds to things. But then again, perhaps the same can be said of several musical groups...

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Originally Posted by Raype

OR IS HE? :wacko:

Am I the only one that finds it odd that Stockpile is pretty much the equivalent of that creepy guy at an airport/bus station/whatever that offers to watch your bags for you? And that you fully trust him with your valuables? :wacko:

Sounds good. The soul income goes way up. Plus depending on the ending you may get either a fuckload of souls or a spell that makes soul farming easy. Especially if you don't mind enraging people online. Since you can EAT THEIR SOULS. :wacko:

(Also, I take it you've gotten that sword from 1-1?)

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I guess I'll never know, since the game so kindly likes to remind me that I'M TRAPPED IN THE NEXUS FOREVER.

Maybe everyone thinks that about him, and that's why he's always saying I have a heart of gold. All he wants to do is hold on to your stuff, but no one wants to trust him with their unique weapons. :(

I haven't really messed about with the online thing yet. The one time I decided to play around with the stones, I accidentally did it in the one world that has a pretty good chance of turning you into the final boss. After a long, drawn out fight, I lost.

The one from Doran? Yes.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Rule 34 on Coldplay. :wacko:

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What have you done?

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Originally Posted by Raype

What have you done?

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CANNOT UNSEE.

Spoiler warning:

I bet you thought there was going to be some kind of photoshopped gay porn or questionable drawings in here, didn't you, you sick fuck? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I guess I'll never know, since the game so kindly likes to remind me that I'M TRAPPED IN THE NEXUS FOREVER.

Maybe everyone thinks that about him, and that's why he's always saying I have a heart of gold. All he wants to do is hold on to your stuff, but no one wants to trust him with their unique weapons. :(

I haven't really messed about with the online thing yet. The one time I decided to play around with the stones, I accidentally did it in the one world that has a pretty good chance of turning you into the final boss. After a long, drawn out fight, I lost.

The one from Doran? Yes.

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Could be worse.
*realizes there's only 2 endings to the game*
Oh right. Guess you're screwed. :wacko:

You could always kill him, you know. Just a quick little tap will do. I'll be waiting on the second floor with your payment. :wacko:

That's the way it goes. But if you win, you get a unique hat! :wacko:

That's the one. Very useful. If your character tendency swings really far one way or the other, it's part of the best sword in the game.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Spoiler warning:

I bet you thought there was going to be some kind of photoshopped gay porn or questionable drawings in here, didn't you, you sick fuck? :wacko:

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:whistle:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

CANNOT UNSEE.

Spoiler warning:

I bet you thought there was going to be some kind of photoshopped gay porn or questionable drawings in here, didn't you, you sick fuck? :wacko:

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*checks rule34 for coldplay*

*no images found*

Guys, I think we just found the exception to the rule. :dread:

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Originally Posted by Raype

*checks rule34 for coldplay*

*no images found*

Guys, I think we just found the exception to the rule. :dread:

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Rule 35.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

*grabs sketchpad*

OH MY GODDDDDDD I think I got the job! He has a couple more interviews but it really sounded like I got it!
THIS IS HEAVEN
And it's cool because everyone that works there has piercings and crazy hair, I'll fit right in! He made it clear to me that it's a 'relaxed' environment and that they like to listen to their own music~
THIS IS FANTASTIC I can dye my hair platinum and then red~~~
But no piercings. My parents wouldn't pay for anything if I did that xD
Well and besides, I'm not really a fan of the whole piercing and tattoo business.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Could be worse.
*realizes there's only 2 endings to the game*
Oh right. Guess you're screwed. :wacko:

You could always kill him, you know. Just a quick little tap will do. I'll be waiting on the second floor with your payment. :wacko:

That's the way it goes. But if you win, you get a unique hat! :wacko:

That's the one. Very useful. If your character tendency swings really far one way or the other, it's part of the best sword in the game.

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No fun. I feel like I'm playing Dragon Age all over again. :wacko:

But then what will I do with all my stuff? And you're going to pay me with more stuff. Then I'm going to kill you and get more stuff. :ahhh:

A horribly ugly hat. I've been satisfied with my Kris Blade and the Ring of Magical Sharpness, but I suppose a stupid hat might come in handy when the enemies decide to start getting more difficult. Hm.

I haven't touched it yet, but I have it. Eventually I'll get around to choosing a better melee weapon from my huge stockpile.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

OH MY GODDDDDDD I think I got the job! He has a couple more interviews but it really sounded like I got it!
THIS IS HEAVEN
And it's cool because everyone that works there has piercings and crazy hair, I'll fit right in! He made it clear to me that it's a 'relaxed' environment and that they like to listen to their own music~
THIS IS FANTASTIC I can dye my hair platinum and then red~~~
But no piercings. My parents wouldn't pay for anything if I did that xD

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They pack fudge. How much more relaxed can it get?

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

OH MY GODDDDDDD I think I got the job! He has a couple more interviews but it really sounded like I got it!
THIS IS HEAVEN
And it's cool because everyone that works there has piercings and crazy hair, I'll fit right in! He made it clear to me that it's a 'relaxed' environment and that they like to listen to their own music~
THIS IS FANTASTIC I can dye my hair platinum and then red~~~
But no piercings. My parents wouldn't pay for anything if I did that xD
Well and besides, I'm not really a fan of the whole piercing and tattoo business.

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Congrats. :D

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Originally Posted by Raype

Get out.

Coldplay, coldplay can stay. Mostly. As long as it's in small doses.

But the other bands can get out. Or get out when they're having an off album, in any case.

(also, The Tragically Hip. Their continued popularity confuses and surprises me.)

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I like The Tragically Hip's live stuff.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Not liking Coldplay is a bannable offense (rule 34; to be added).

And if you don't like Oasis we can't be friends anymore, Ray :ignore:

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I'll see myself out, then. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Rule 34 on Coldplay. :wacko:

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You bastard.

Finally got around to shaving today. Last time was right after Christmas.

I looked like a wookie.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

They pack fudge. How much more relaxed can it get?

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Welllll a lot of chocolate places tend to be super fancy so I was very nervous ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Congrats. :D

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Welllll not yet, I haven't gotten the job quite yet~ ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

You bastard.

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Hey, I didn't make the rules.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

Welllll not yet, I haven't gotten the job quite yet~ ^^;;;

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You did. I'm psychic.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

Welllll a lot of chocolate places tend to be super fancy so I was very nervous ^^;;;

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wooooooooooosh

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Originally Posted by Sprung

wooooooooooosh

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Are you surprised? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

No fun. I feel like I'm playing Dragon Age all over again. :wacko:

But then what will I do with all my stuff? And you're going to pay me with more stuff. Then I'm going to kill you and get more stuff. :ahhh:

A horribly ugly hat. I've been satisfied with my Kris Blade and the Ring of Magical Sharpness, but I suppose a stupid hat might come in handy when the enemies decide to start getting more difficult. Hm.

I haven't touched it yet, but I have it. Eventually I'll get around to choosing a better melee weapon from my huge stockpile.

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Dragon Age didn't end with someone being blatantly lost from SoTC. I guess Sony had some leftover designs lying about. :wacko:

You'll fit right in with the assassin's guild. :wacko:

It works well when I'm going for a "holy shit, what?" effect when invading other players. I like to wear unusual armor, occasionally cast an invisibility spell and drag a hilariously oversized weapon around to complete the ensemble. :wacko:

The Northern Regalia is good if you aren't completely opposed to 2H weapons. It's surprisingly fast especially when used 2 handed, and it's exceptionally powerful. Who needs defense when you send enemies flying? Aside from that, I've been quite fond of my upgraded falchion collection and either the moonlight sword or the smaller version of it (since they weight almost nothing, they're extremely fast, they ignore defense, and they're essentially magic lightsabers). The King's Field reference just sweetens the deal.

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Originally Posted by 澄まし屋

OH MY GODDDDDDD I think I got the job! He has a couple more interviews but it really sounded like I got it!
THIS IS HEAVEN
And it's cool because everyone that works there has piercings and crazy hair, I'll fit right in! He made it clear to me that it's a 'relaxed' environment and that they like to listen to their own music~
THIS IS FANTASTIC I can dye my hair platinum and then red~~~
But no piercings. My parents wouldn't pay for anything if I did that xD
Well and besides, I'm not really a fan of the whole piercing and tattoo business.

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Congrats. Shall we celebrate? Say, my place in 5 minutes? :hello:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Rule 35.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

*grabs sketchpad*

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I'll have to see this.