^ hell no!:P
< fears for the plight of the world and the perils that it will be subject to if someone as rad as Joe gets power
V will now participate in the holy act of impalement of him/herself
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^ hell no!:P
< fears for the plight of the world and the perils that it will be subject to if someone as rad as Joe gets power
V will now participate in the holy act of impalement of him/herself
^ Will never ever do anything like that.
< Is scared of needles and feels woozy around them. The bad woozy.
V Is contemplating how to peel a banana.
^ Yes I am, how the hell do I do it the "right" way? :wacko:
< Is a survivor :P
v will join the survivor game if not already a part of it.
^ My friend said he has never seen anyone peel a banana like me.
< I don't peel a banana weird, I just pick an end and pull. Yeah, I'm a survivor, too.
V Um. Likes to play the air guitar in the shower.
^ damn straight! :P *plays a riff real quick like bill and ted do*
< making a new sig
V likes evil sigs?
^ How well you know me:P
< is thoroughly depressed at the moment
V will put up a nice little puppet show to cheer up <, where the lead character would be an 92 feet long slipper man who likes to spank
^ I aint doin no puppet show. :P
< Is being a crabass and knows it.
V Will probably say the same thing about me.
^ actually I don't know you too well, but I'll take your word for it, crabass. :P
< going to go call his gf
V going to go call <'s gf?! >_< damn you ! :wacko :P
^ No. I'll let you have her.
< Has a choice between two girls to bed tonight or some other time this weekend.
v Is envious. Green with it, to be accurate.
^ As long as you don't have MasJ in your bed, am absolutely ungreen
< is convinced that travelling faster than sound nekkid would cause severe damage
V agrees and will now write his/her theses on it.
^ says something I agree with (for now)
< is quite happy
V is not as happy as I am
^ Your right. I'm not. I have a cold. I must sniffle my nose every minute.
< Has a headache.
V Don't get too close. You'll catch the cold.
^ I'll try. It can get hard though, considering we're in different continents, colds have learnt to fly and we humans are adept at catching them
< needs to go get ready
V is going to be increasingly vigilant about combatting corruption and contamination of heroin that V consumes.
^ You're right, I should get off the needle. :wacko:
< Danced for the first time in 6 years last night
V is afraid? :P
^ Nope, not at this point.
< Kid tore off 4 of my keys on my keyboard. Not feeling happy.
V Will realize soon what a doobie is.
^ a doobie? what on earth could that be? :P roll me a fat one.
< scooby-doobie-do
V doobie snacks? *picks up a plastic bag*
^ chokes ^ with the plastic bag
< j/k...am anti-plastic Joe:P
V will help me device a perilous method of torture which must necessarily enatil severe impaling and strunging...and will also be kind enough to let me experiment on
^ I love torture. Do your worst.
< Is no masochist. < Just likes various torture methods.
v Wants to watch.
^ ahem.
< is frightened to say yes:P
V is going to say 'yes' on behalf of me
^ 'yes' on behalf of me :wacko:
< wow ^ was right
V wants to light kittens on fire?
^Always
< Wants killer admins
v Is a killer admin?
^ how'd you know?:P
< is on the run
V will guess from what?
^ Baby Palatapusses?
< ph33r t3h p4l474pu5535!
V does the macarena?
^ I'm afraid I'm not that wierd.
< Never has, and never will do the macarena.
V Will fight the evil Macarena scourge
^ oh yes! you bet I will, let me first focus on my fight with the Baby Palatapussies
< just realized that its 'pusses' and not 'pussies'
V oh well
^ :lol
< :wacko:
V :?
^ nope!
< :D multiplied by a trillion
V will probably be right in accounting all this happiness to the pot that < just smoked.
^ not only did ^ smoke ^'s pot but ^ smoked < and V's pot as well!
< :wacko: multiplied by a begizzlionmillioncapillions
V will proabably be right in accounting all this wackiness to the amount of times < was dropped on his head as a baby :P
^ How many times? I need to know that first:P
< Doesn't think < was dropped as a baby
V was thrown out of a speeding vehicle and saved by none other than Spankman himself!
^ is almost right.
< was not thrown out of speeding vehicle but bumbed by one :S
V wants to fly to be free
^ how right indeed
< thinks ^ was great in the EPSurvivor challenge
V roffles
^ :)
< :)
V :)
^ smilie man
< non-smilie, non-man
V idiot
^ idiocy is not something to be taken lighty, Miss.
< ummm.... it's me? I think...
V CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!
^ a samurai... yes, really!
< gladly :biggrin:
V follows me
^ to the ends of the earth :wacko:
< Administrator is what my title says as of posting this post
V thinks < would is/would be a bombass staff member despite where < would be in the hierchy :P
^ eh? Bake a cake, Joe!
< is happy for ^'s upmaniship!
V would willingly trade V's gigantic genitals for ^'s position:P
^ I dunno if I'd trade my gigantic humongous large manhood for admin position as according to legend I could just send MasJ $1500 and get the position and I love my genitals more than $1500 :wacko:
< no longer that position, never was actually :P it was an illusion.
V Joe for Retro? :P
^ yea baby
< hmm...
V will please tell me the exact qualifications for being The Pope
^ I believe you have to be a catholic bishop, and then they put your name in a raffle drawing. seriously.
< Has been playing "Medieval: total war", so far < has had 3 crusades called against them by the pope....
V has had more?