On a side note: things that Dallas has told me he will do when he turns 4 (less than 2 weeks away):
1) Wipe his own butt
2) Use a knife with dinner
3) Sleep in his own bed all night
4) Drive a car
5) Eat potatoes
6) Be 4
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On a side note: things that Dallas has told me he will do when he turns 4 (less than 2 weeks away):
1) Wipe his own butt
2) Use a knife with dinner
3) Sleep in his own bed all night
4) Drive a car
5) Eat potatoes
6) Be 4
A toy car, yes?
One can only hope. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Rasgrez
I'm going to wake up one morning and he'll have stolen my keys and gone for a joyride.
Please make sure this doesn't happen. I know you're joking, but he could be absolutely serious about it. My cousin actually went for a swim while his parents were sleeping and died a few weeks ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
Wow. Sorry to hear that, man. :-/Quote:
Originally Posted by Colamisu
That being said, he says he'll be old enough to drive when he's 4. I say "I don't think you'll be quite big enough yet." To which he usually responds:
"Big like daddy?"
"Yes, big like daddy."
> he holds his hand up to measure how tall I am
"Wow, daddy big."
Still, there are positive reasons to have kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
"Cosmic, who broke this vase?"
"Baby did it."
"Who drew a moustache on my mother's photo?"
"Baby did it."
"Why is there a stripper pole in my living room!?"
"Baby did it."
You've got a good two to three years before they can form sentences and verbally defend themselves. I say use the time wisely. :wacko:
'cept I live alone...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmic
"Who shit in the bed? ... oh... right..."
Okay. I'm going to bed now.
Night all. :wav:
Laters, dude bro.
I see there have been some amusing Cosmic posts this morning. This pleases me. :D
New girl at work, she's quite pretty but really tall.
And a fucking idiot.
Oh well. I should talk to her anyway.:wacko:
She might have a thing for smurfs :wacko:
Doesn't this increase your chances?Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
F1 2012 is looking good. I can't wait for its release. :ahhh:
Probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kouen
May also have increased risks.