The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Screw it. I turned the A/C on. :sweat:

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YOU ARE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT :mad:

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

YOU ARE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT :mad:

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Nope. It uses Puron :]

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Nope. It uses Puron :]

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:trollface:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

"For instance, assume you are an adventuring knight who has just fought his way to the top ofa dark tower where you find a comely young maidenchained to the wall. What would you do? Some play may choose to simply free the maiden out of respect for humanity. Others may free her while hoping to win her heart. Instead of seeking affection, some may talk to her to see if they can collect a reward for her safe return. Then again, others may be more interested in negotiating freedom for fellatio. Some may think she has no room to bargain and take their fleshly pleasures by force. Others would rather kill her, dismember her young cadaver, and feast on her warm innards."

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Possibly. It's conceivable that I am at a part in the book that could be considered incredibly misogynistic, located four pages into this mammoth of a PDF, in the 'What is Role-Playing' section...

But I'm not entirely convinced. Lets tread forward and see how far this gets taken, shall we?

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Oh, dear, even with the first few pages, it still gets worse. FATAL is one of those games that, when you think it can't possibly get any lower, it pulls out a shovel and start digging.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Ah, Maid RPG, the fun Tropers-RP had with you.

It's was really nice of feep to make a script for feep-Bot to do random charcter generation for the game.

We were attacked by vampires. I had a gun I couldn't effectively shoot. It was amusing~

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Ah, I learned about it from the GitP forums, not here, and I never got to play. I'm never online enough, so I always missed new games until after they filled up. C'est la vie. ^_^

This PDF is made out of Prose.

And not even like, cool Exalted Prose.

Like, long, "realistic" prose.

but oh boy time to read about the mechanics.

I really wish this was an IRC, this would be a hell of a lot funnier. Or not, really.

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

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Trolling is a art.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Trolling is a art.

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I see what you did thar :trollface:

And off to bed

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Where's the option to negotiate fellatio in exchange for release, then raping her, and then cutting her to pieces and feasting on her organs whilst raping them?

Some of us want it all.

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

And off to bed

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Originally Posted by Raype

Where's the option to negotiate fellatio in exchange for release, then raping her, and then cutting her to pieces and feasting on her organs whilst raping them?

Some of us want it all.

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With FATAL and it's Mean System(TM), you can do all that and more!

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

With FATAL and it's Mean System(TM), you can do all that and more!

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I do 1d12 damage to hymens.

"-Also, they are likely to live longer, provided they do not meet a premature death."

This is a thing, a thing I read, in a PDF, a PDF of a game called FATAL.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I do 1d12 damage to hymens.

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What if her hymen has 13 or more HP? Does it take two turns to destroy? Are you afflicted with some kind of debuff?

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