NOOOOOOOOOO! :wiseau:Quote:
Cookie Monster waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were alt accounts in the forums. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other staff members were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Cookie was an admin for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the big forums and he said to dad "I want to be on those forums daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY RETARDS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Emuparadise forums he knew there were alt accounts of Crosshatch.
"This is Sprung" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Crosshatches!"
So Cookie gotted his banhammer and blew up the Hangout.
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the Crosshatches
"I will annoy him" said the alpha-Crosshatch and he fired cheap insults. Cookie gave him verbal warnings and tried to make him leave. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to argue.
"No! I must kill the Crosshatches" he shouted
The radio said "No, Cookie. You are the Crosshatches"
And then Cookie was an Illora.
Crosshatche reminds me to cockroaches :wacko: