Anyone who plays GTA San Andreas should chick this out!!!

You can translate any page into gangster with this

http://www.gizoogle.com/

dosen't work with the forums though :(

however if you copy and paist a URL from the forums you get the you don't have permision message translated and it's funny.

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showth...420#post573420


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This is so astonishingly thorough they did an amazing job!

I'm going to try sparknotes now.

.:Enta Emuparadisizzle.
Owned.
We've all seen something just like this before, it was posted called the Snoop Dog Shizzle-ator.

Clizzay Enta below ta proceed ta emuparadizzles

Sad fact is i can read that :(

I love this kind of stuff. Here's a different one, but it doesn't have gangsta. It has Jive, Cockney, and Swedish Chef, though, among others. :)

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Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

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Swedish Chef
Tvu huoosehulds, but eleeke-a in deegnity,
In feur Feruna, vhere-a ve-a ley oooor scene-a,
Frum unceeent groodge-a breek tu noo mooteeny,
Vhere-a ceefil bluud mekes ceefil hunds uncleun.
Frum furt zee fetel lueens ooff zeese-a tvu fues
A peur ooff ster-cruss'd lufers teke-a zeeur leeffe-a;
Vhule-a meesedfentoored peeteuoos ooferthroos
Du veet zeeur deet boory zeeur perents' streeffe-a.
Zee feerffool pessege-a ooff zeeur deet-merk'd lufe-a,
Und zee cunteenoounce-a ooff zeeur perents' rege-a,
Vheech, boot zeeur cheeldren's ind, nuooght cuoold remufe-a,
Is noo zee tvu huoors' treffffeec ooff oooor stege-a;
Zee vheech iff yuoo veet peteeent iers ettend,
Vhet here-a shell meess, oooor tueel shell streefe-a tu mend. Bork bork bork!

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Jive
Two cribholds, bod alikes in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge bust t'new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. 'S coo', bro.
From fo'd de fatal loins uh dese two foes
A pair uh star-cross'd lovers snatch deir life;
Whole misadventured piteous overdrows
Do wid deir dead bury deir parents' strife.
De fearful passage uh deir dead-mark'd love,
And da damn continuance uh deir parents' rage,
Which, but deir children's end, nought could remove,
Is now de two hours' traffic uh our stage;
De which if ya' wid patient ears attend,
Whut here shall miss, our toil shall strive t'mend.

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Originally Posted by The Watcher

Sad fact is i can read that :(

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Try Zehpyr's link, it's way harder to read that.;)

haha funny i couldn't stop laughing...hahaha you feelin me fo shizzle my nizzle?

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Class.

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originally posted by [foreverzerizzles dizzy fix a womans watch?
you dont...theres a C-L-to-tha-izzock on tha oven . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

this isnt a text translator but for GTA: san andreas fans you should watch this clip, its hilarious. http://daemlich.net/4956

Mm, I liked how it came when i translated microsoft.com. I loved even more what was in the left bar.

Product Families

* Windows
* Office
* Windows Motherfucka System
* Brotha Tools
* Business Solutions
* Games & Xbox
* MSN
* Windows Mobile
* All Products

Motherfucka system? XD

That is awesome.

I'm loving this thing already.

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Finally, an Update!
Posted by M-to-tha-izzasJ @ 02-05-2005 16:10 | Message Boards

Hi everyone,
Sorry fo` not updat'n fo` so long . Bounce wit me. I've . Bounce wit me. been really bizzle wit mah studies so it has bizzy difficult ta makes tizzle ta makes an update over here. Howeva, I do keep cruisin' tha site n I read all yo emails although action might be delayed on some of them like a tru playa'. Thank you fo` all tha support through this silent period . Holla!. I'm . Holla!. still not totally back in action as I have yet ta give mah exams, howeva, once they're done, I shall fo` sure flood you wit a plethora of bootylicious updates .

For now, I've added tha ridin' th'n, jizzy coz I was mobbin' funky ass :-P

* Final Fantasy 9 Dizzle 3
* Final Fantasy 9 Dizzay 4
* Megaman 8
* Final Fantasy 7 Dizzle 1 (fixed, thanks fo` upload'n polobunny!)

Wiznell, That's all fo` now . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. I'll . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. update now n then fizzy now on, pretty sporadically but pleaze feel free ta email me yo views n concerns.

Happy Downloading!

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lmao. Thats priceless.

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Thanks, n hizzy fun
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lol got a good laugh from that :)