Re: Unanswerable Questions
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Originally posted by banquo89
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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The speed of light is the same in all interial frames so I believe that it would work just fine...
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Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.
So you have to buy more of course.
And well, other than that, because we are illogical. ^_^
Re: Unanswerable Questions
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Originally posted by banquo89
Here are some questions that ask why we do things that we do. If you find more, post them.
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? They do that on the off-chance your not driving.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? the heck's a phonetic?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? To make them feel better
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? To make you feel safe. You life is not important.
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? People obey that law?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Depends, is the mime full-time or part-time?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? I didn't even know you could use those words in the same sentence.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Not even HE knows.
If 7-11 is open 24-hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? To keep us guessing
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? I don't know, tickle it's udder to find out.
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Quantum Physic's my friend.
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? It would land on it's feet. Then eat a delsioucs air-cooled meal.
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You really don't want to know. REALLY
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? DO NOT OPEN IT. It's mine.
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM.? Because congress is ran by idiots. I like to call them "Democrats".
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? We'll never know. Mulder must be pissing his pants when he reads this.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo? vise-versa. I call anything in my car cargo and anything on my dads boat a shipment.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Because that little black box is usually shield by the plane when it crashes, it's in it's own strong-box. It's not just the material of the box, it's the whole freakin plane, and your lives.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten. So you will buy sixty hotdogs and sixty buns. It' s a conspiracy.
Tried to make this funny. But it's hard to do when eating a baby.
Re: Ironies of Today's World
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Originally posted by banquo89
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM.?
Federal Disabilites Act. Retarded I know.
