The Quote Thread

Post your favorite quotes

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart each other." ~ System of a down

"If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a phone" -Jeff Foxworthy

I am a big fan of Jeff Foxworthy and redneck jokes.

Yea, We use to have a thread like this way back a few months ago...umm

"For those who don't like it, you can bite me" Brandon Boyd from Incubus
thats my fav

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison

"Some say I am an evil person. That is not true. I have the heart of a young boy, in a jar, on my desk" - Stephen King

"Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day; If I forget Thee, do not forget Thou me"

"We can manage without butter but not, for example, without guns. If we are attacked we can only defend ourselves with guns not with butter." - Joseph Goebbels


EDIT- ""You all know what a volt is and an ampere, don't you? Right. But do you know what a goebbels, a goering are? A goebbels is the amount of nonsense a man can speak in an hour and a goering is the amount of metal that can be pinned on a man's breast."
- Adolf Hitler

"some people think I'm sweet, nice, when i'm.... not... well.. I am nice.. when I need to be"
-- Kelly Goldsmith

any quote said by a survivor has to be good :nod:

"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives."
-William Wallace as played by Mel Gibson in the movie Braveheart.

I just heard a new one I liked:

"She has an IQ of 167!"
"167, thats extraordinarilly high, especially for a christian"
-- off of the simpsons

"If lifes got you down, grab a beer and relax. It may not get easier but you have alchohol." ~ I forget who

"Ryan get your foot off the door or I will break thee"
-Nick Manganello

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son for whosoever believith in him shall not perish but have everlasting life" - Jonh 3:16

That is the BEST quote of all time.

"You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere, talk about your psalms, talk about your John 3:16, Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!" - Stone Cold Steve Austin to Jake 'The Snake' Roberts at the WWF King of The Ring 1996 (No offence Knowitman, I know your religion is important to you. :) Being a wrestling fan, I saw that passage and couldn't resist. Sorry! :D)

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." - Ozzy Osbourne

"They say I'm a drunk and can't play guitar, but I'm not a drunk, or else I'd be slobbering on you right now." - Dave Mustaine, on why he was kicked out of Metallica.

"I laugh in the face of danger... and then I hide until it goes away" - No idea who said it.

"Somebody answer the goddamn phone!" - Random movie

And after the other person hung up, the person on the phone goes like:
Hello? Hello? ... *looks into the horn* ... Hello? *tabs on the phone* ... Hello? ... hmmm... I guess he hung up.*