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  1. Things I've stuck my dick in: Entry 1- My Toaster

    by , 6th-March-2011 at 02:04 (An Egregious Waste Of Time)
    After making myself a rather pleasant bit of toasted bread to go with my afternoon tea, I felt the urge to place my genitalia into the slots of my rather nice toaster. So, how did it go?

    Tightness: 6/10

    It was rather tight. A bit too much, actually. It felt highly unnatural to put my dick in there. I quickly ended up with a fairly flattened dick, reminiscent of when I slammed it in that drawer repeatedly. Fortunately, I wiped some excess peanut butter from the edge ...
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