Corrupt-A-Wish

[Chibi-Felix]

Originally Posted by HordeLorde64

Granted, but the trout slaps you next, hard enough to put you in a coma for 6 months, thus leading to your not-so-epic death.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted. It's your mom.



I wish that I was better at drawing.

[DuranLezard]

granted, your drawings are so good that they come to life, unfortunately the first thing you draw is a grizzly bear which mercilessly mauls you.

I wish i could corrupt a wish.

[Chibi-Felix]

Originally Posted by DuranLezard

granted, your drawings are so good that they come to life, unfortunately the first thing you draw is a grizzly bear which mercilessly mauls you.

I wish i could corrupt a wish.

Wish granted, but the grizzly bear that you just created through your wish corruption killed you also.

I wish I hadn't been killed by a grizzly.

[Dima_todd]

Originally Posted by 4-D

Wish granted, but the grizzly bear that you just created through your wish corruption killed you also.

I wish I hadn't been killed by a grizzly.

Granted, but instead of a mauling it did something MUCH worse, and bearjobs are the stuff of nightmare fuel.


I wish I had some Pizza, man.

[WarbladeRage]

Quote (Granted, but instead of a mauling it did something MUCH worse, and bearjobs are the stuff of nightmare fuel.


I wish I had some Pizza, man)

You get a pizza...man with a mental disability that makes him think everything's a pig. Then he chops you up into pepperoni and feeds you to his stoned out hippie frieds.

I wish I had 3 pennies

[DuranLezard]

granted, they're all canadian.

I wish i was had a kit kat bar.

[Huey Kruthas]

You stuttered over your words and got turned into a kit-kat bar.
.....
........And I ate you.


I wish everyone could agree on a way to say tomato.

[DuranLezard]

(oops!!!)

ok, well they all now say it in japanese!

i wish i was a better typist.

[WarbladeRage]

Originally Posted by DuranLezard

(oops!!!)

ok, well they all now say it in japanese!

i wish i was a better typist.

You become a better typist magicly and the FBI come and take away your fingers and put them in a storage crate to be examined by "top men". You never type again in fear of losing the next body part that is magicly "enhanced".

I wish I wasn't so evil.

[fullmetal_vivi]

Originally Posted by WarbladeRage

You become a better typist magicly and the FBI come and take away your fingers and put them in a storage crate to be examined by "top men". You never type again in fear of losing the next body part that is magicly "enhanced".

I wish I wasn't so evil.

Granted, you decide to spread the word of god through the medium of blowjobs, happy cocksucking!

I wish stephen hawkins was here for me to torture

[Ventrik]

Hawkins power over Black Holes destroys the world.

I wish I had another wish.

[krawniksmoka]

your wish comes true... before u can think of aother wish a ninja jumps out of the shadows and slices your head off

i wish i was a robot

[Synthetik]

Granted, you become a bad ass robot with missile launchers and machine guns, but then it starts to rain. You subsequently short circuit and asplode.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Sprung]

Originally Posted by Synthetik

Granted, you become a bad ass robot with missile launchers and machine guns, but then it starts to rain. You subsequently short circuit and asplode.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

You are now a trout, and I slap you with a you.

I wish I hadn't posted here.

[krawniksmoka]

wish granted... as your surfing the web for porn u get a virus and your pc crashes b4 u can finish jerking off

i wish i could talk to animals