What is the stupist/dumbest/most embarresing problem/mistake you had?

[Lag]

Oh! I have one that I almost died from.
Ok, this won't seem ultra-extreme-omg deadly... but I could have died.
I was waiting in the car while my parents had to run into a store (or a whorehouse, perhaps) to get something. I was in the car all alone, and the keys were in the car. And this car was a badass 1980's aports car. So the gear-thingy in the middle at the front is easy to change and everything. So I pushed it to see what it would do... What an idiot. So, the car started backing away really fast, so I jumped out. Oh, and this is a really busy highway we were beside. And the car went right through to the other side of the road, without killing anybody or crashing into anything. I swear, that highway is really busy, and it was like a 1 in 100 chance that no cars or old pedestrians were passing by at that time. So I ran across to the other side, and again I was lucky that the car stopped in between some trees. Then these three homosexual big lumberjack-type men who just walked out of the pub (the pub was right beside where the car landed) came and helped move the car out so we could be on our way again. My parents got angry at me and kept on telling me over and over about how I could have killed lots of people and whatnot. It's a good memory though.
Not the best story ever, but it was fun.

[Valholy]

Then these three homosexual big lumberjack-type men who just walked out of the pub (the pub was right beside where the car landed) came and helped move the car out so we could be on our way again.

I wonder what did you give to them to get their help :\

I had one like this once ,i was like 4 years old and my dad was driving then the door of the car from my part opened and i almost felled, if it werent for my dad that grabbed my feet i could be dead right now

[Lag]

I wonder what did you give to them to get their help :\

I'll choose wisely and deicide to keep this thread clean, Vally

And your dad's a hero. He deserves many oral pleasures, from me.

[polobunny]

Ha the door thing happens to everyone once in a lifetime. I rememebr i was crying because it happened to me on the highway and my dad was yelling to close the door.

[Valholy]

Ha the door thing happens to everyone once in a lifetime. I rememebr i was crying because it happened to me on the highway and my dad was yelling to close the door.

Haha,i was so scared when that hapened i saw the concrete it was like 2 cm away from my face

[Lag]

Haha,i was so scared when that hapened i saw the concrete it was like 2 cm away from my face

You'd like this if your face hit the concrete:
You'd look cool(er).

[Wolzard]

Last april I got really drunk and ended up pissing on one of my friends.

Getting caught pissing in some bushes when the school bathrooms were closed.

Sitting outside for an hour because I thought the door was locked, when I was actually pulling instead of pushing like i'm supposed to.

[Valholy]

Sitting outside for an hour because I thought the door was locked, when I was actually pulling instead of pushing like i'm supposed to.

[Ahkei]

Notice how about 1/4 of the page is the storys, and the rest is just:

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or other things the same type thing.

[Valholy]

Notice how about 1/4 of the page is the storys, and the rest is just:

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haha's
or other things the same type thing.

[brit]

Stop that, buttboy. You really don't want to get into trouble with me.

[NGF]

I remember a party, for the 18yrs of a friend. I was with a guy that we'll call John for the purpose. Anyway we were drinking and talking with some girls, and since we were too drunk to go we slept there (friend house). So yeah my friend John was talking with this girl, not pretty at all but I guess he thought she was. And we were all sleeping on the floor with like 2 mats, he was sleeping with her they were playing like stupid 5 years old kids, throwing bbq chips and other crap like that. Anyway, sleep finally take me away...

When I wake up, it's like 8 in the morning. I go to the bathroom (which is on the other end of the house), and on my way back to the room where i slept I see that John is sitting at the table in the kitchen, one hand on his chin, the other on the table and head down. It looks like he's crying so i'm kinda wondering why...So i get closer to him and say something like "Hey..." so he looks up and sees me, he's not crying but he still looks like he's about to do so. So yeah i say "what's up?" and then he start with his story.
The other night he was too drunk, and didn't really notice the girl was ugly (i do mean it!), she reminded him of another girl he was once with (how the f***!). He slept with her, and had sex too. He woke up at 7am, the girl was up and about to leave, then she saw he was awake and told him "I'm sorry it was fun but I'd prefer if you didn't talk to me if you see me at school". An ugly girl, telling him that? He was destroyed apparently.
Anyway I pat him in the back and say something like "Ah forget it, she was ugl.." then I shutup, it might not be the best idea to make him remember how ugly she was. I walk to where I slept, lay flat face down in my pillow, and laugh like a mad.

We saw that girl at school, and everytime we were passing by she turned around or looked the other way, each time my friend made a squeaky sound too.

look that was what i meant

[Valholy]

Stop that, buttboy. You really don't want to get into trouble with me.

what? cant i laugh about something you Britch?

[ZeikHunter]

my most embarassing thing/biggest mistake involves a large caliber automatic weapon that fires 800 belt-fed rounds a minute and some (possibly) innocent bystanders. i really cant go into details, but in hindsight, it was hilarious.

[Valholy]

my most embarassing thing/biggest mistake involves a large caliber automatic weapon that fires 800 belt-fed rounds a minute and some (possibly) innocent bystanders. i really cant go into details, but in hindsight, it was hilarious.

Oh come on,thats what makes his thread funny,details please .

another embarrasing moment for me.... ifelled on a broken glass thanks to my doggy,then i stand up and i didnt notice that i was bleeding so much till i saw that my blood was everywhere