What is the stupist/dumbest/most embarresing problem/mistake you had?

[Great Mizuti]

i joined this forum
just kidding
i skipped school, but forgot my parents did not go to work

[Raype]

I once woke up on a Saturday and went to school. Didn't realize it until I was on the bus. More to come once I remember them.

[Schutzstaffel]

I was almost caught masturbating, once.
Luckily my pants were up. I've gotten quite stealthy at it.
That could have been a very awkward situation.

There has been a number of incidents where my debit card didn't work while trying to purchase things, for some reason I've always found that embarassing.

One time when I was little I was at a park with my parents and I had to take a shit really badly so I just went in my panties (wearing a skirt). Yes, there was actually an outhouse at the park. I was terrified of them at the time.
My parents had to run me home.

I've been caught talking to myself on numerous occassions by family members.
They like to bring it up every so often.

One time I was at the pool and I had a.. bikini-top malfunction while in the water.



Probably more later if I can think of them.

[Stark]

I once stapled two of my fingers together, I was testing whether or not they could go through skin, this was at a tender age, where I was at my most destructive.

[Raype]

Oh just remembered what has got to be my MOST embarrasing moment of all. If you get grossed out easily, stop reading now. Anyway I was in school (funny how that place is the location of some of my largest embarassments) and feeling quite ill. Eventually I became so sick that I ran to the nearest object to vomit (One washroom in the whole school and quite a distance away. Also I ate quite a bit for breakfast and couldn't hold it all in). So basically It ended up in a garbage can out in the hallway. The problem: my school has security cameras. The students there brought it up for about the next month and the video was pretty well circulated (somebody managed to sneak it out of the principals office). Can't believe I forgot something so bad happening, it reallly sucked to be pointed out as that vomiting guy for several months. It still comes up from time to time when i see old classmates. It was about four years ago when I was just starting in high school.

[polobunny]

Nothing much to be embarassed, but it also happened to me on a saturday to go to school.
Like i woke up, all lost and everything, quick look on my radio I see i'm late...damn i take all my things, my watch, my cash and under 2 minutes i'm outside running to the bus stop. Now im waiting there when i look at my watch, see it's like 4:59 and not 6:59 (so i'm not late), plus it's a Saturday.
It just hurts where you're back at home, and your mom is laughing her ass of because you woke her up with all the rambling you made.

[Drageuth]

You are aware that the title of this thread is rather redundant?
Anyways. I've done lots of stupid things. My worst one was going to work while on speed. Knives are fucking sharp.

[X-EvansBasher-X]

#1) Having sex0r with two hot girls & not taking further "action" as necessary.
#2) Forgetting to videotape it.
#3) Spending thousands (!!) on an ex-gf that I didn't go steady w/only for a few mos
....am I starting to see a pattern here?

[Josh]

Try hanging out with some hot girls in a hottub at your house, then you go to a basketball game and find out that they are the JV Cheerleading team. Bad thing. You are a senior.

[polobunny]

LOL owned. No really that last one was funny.

[X-EvansBasher-X]

Try hanging out with some hot girls in a hottub at your house, then you go to a basketball game and find out that they are the JV Cheerleading team. Bad thing. You are a senior.

I dare you to put that one up on your website. I think you'll make more new friends quicker than I can say "free fake ID".

[brit]

Premature ejaculation. Thank god it was only once. What made it bad was that this was not my first time with this particular girl.

Yes, I win the thread.

[NGF]

I thought this topic was about these nerdy problems and such polobunny. At least computer related ones (If not, I have a lot to post here)

it's about all problems omega.

[NGF]

another one: imagine that your'e all alone(atleast you think you are) and you put the cdplayer on and go nuts on that song and then you realise the whole family is watching

[Vivi]

Sometimes I will be saying somthing like the other day I said "My show is untied" then like 2 seconds after that said it agian without realizing it.