What couldn't Hellan Keller get a drivers liscense?
She was a woman
How do you get 10 dead babies in a bowl?
blender
How do you get them out?
doritos
What is the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
one you can unload with a pitchfork
What is the difference between a freezer full of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage
A woman is having her baby when the doctor picks the baby up, slams it against the wall and the stomps on it. The woman screams and yells, "What are you doing!?" The doctor says, "It was already dead."
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them
I also have some blonde jokes.