Cos your australian
Why do baked beans come in a can?
Cause if they came in paper they'd fall out.
Why was paper invented?
So you could wipe your ass
Why do the Bushwackers no longer wrestle?
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra
because they now spend to much time gnawing on thier legs
why dont i get everything for free?
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b/c prostitutes are expensive!
why can't every woman be a lesbian?
because then men wouldnt get any sex
why isin't cold fusion hot?
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because you are a prostitute.....
what kind of a person marries a monkey?
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Effigy of Doom...
why does EP rock?
because god has said that it should be so....
why am i not god?
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because you don't say EP rocks.
Why am I god?
because youre in denial and have constant hallucinations
what happened to my power over forks?
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The fork went up your ass (OUCH!)
Where's EoD's power over knives gone?
its probably with the fork, i need some help here.....
why are there so many things up my ass?
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because your power lies there.
Why won't you help take things out of EoD's ass?