Remember, you're only gay if you enjoy it.
Touch my twat.
I can't see how fapping would cause that. Actually, there's something else inverted to premature ejaculation where someone gets so used to be sexually stimulated that they just won't ejaculate.
Also, thread starter is an idiot. Can't see why waiting until a certain moment in your life to have sex make it "miserable" or something.
I lost my virginity when I was twelve to a girl I was i love with...
...for about a hour and fifteen minutes
And if someone hasn't had sex yet to a point in their life, doesn't mean there is something wrong with them, it either means it's a personal choice which no one has right to judge or it's that they're not trying hard enough. If someone wants to have sex then they'll have sex.
Last edited by ilovefirearms; 6th-December-2007 at 02:46.
Nope, never had sex. Three reasons:
1. I'm ugly.
2. I'm a cheapskate. You couldn't pry a peso from my cold dead hands.
3. I have way to high of standards.
Seeing as the above three are the case, I've came to a conclusion I'm willing to live with: I'll die a virgin. I'm cool with it, I'll save money, time, and never have to have cosmetic surgery.
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i know a guy. he turned 45 this year. looks like a hobbit. still a virgin. real fucking sad. hes a great guy, too.
but me? first time was when i was 17. had to stop after 2 hours when she dried up. i was too scared to ejaculate. now, i get it when i need it, but it gets boring after a while. it really is overrated, if youre doing it just to do it. hell, i could give it up right now if i felt like it. id rather have a soulmate and never consummate the physical act rather than a different girl every night.
There isn't an acronym to describe how badly I want you to not be here.Originally Posted by Chibi-Suke
I'm still a virgin.
I havn't had any romantic(sexual) relationships, mostly because I have standards. That, and I believe two people should be in love when they have sex.
So, I'm still single. Maybe I should take some classes in university, meet someone on campus... Or be more flirtatous at work.. Or give in to stupid internet date sites (i dont want to do this)
Although, Zeik was .. very keen on deflowering me. O_o
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what, you think ive given up? you dont know me very well, do you?
but like i said, all in good time dear.
soon i will invade canadia to steal the women and rape the horses!
you have horses in canadia, right? if not, the joke dosnt work, and i dont know how id go about raping the moose.
Last edited by ZeikHunter; 6th-December-2007 at 15:35.
There isn't an acronym to describe how badly I want you to not be here.Originally Posted by Chibi-Suke