/me wakes up off the ground

"Woah....that Pheonix down hit the spot! Even though it was a little moldy, but it still worked"

/me looked around the bar, noticing that there is alot of guys in black suits lying all over the place.

"wtf? Damn! I must have missed some action while I was dead...."

/me sits in a bar stool, there was a thumbtack in it....

"..................who put this tack here? HUH??"

/me looks around the bar for guilty faces

"Just you wait!!!! ILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!!!"
"Barkeep! Hook me up with a couple potions. Phoenix downs dont refill your health too!"