Ok, so I stole the idea shamelessly from another forum I go to but it is fun, so I bring EP the 'Count to 1000' game.

The premise is, of course, to make that wonderful four digit number...however, with each post you have to add some humourous/interesting statement/insult that may (or indeed, may not) tie in with the number posted.

So, with out further ado, here we go;

1 - The number of times I have fallen off of my chair today

Go.