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    My cats really don't like how I smell right now.

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    Did you pig out recntly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Phineas Squiggletail, Esq View Post
    My cats really don't like how I smell right now.
    You smell like dog? They hate that.

    Spoiler warning:

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    You smell like dog? They hate that.
    You know how funny that is imagining you sounding like a stereotypical russian guy when you said that?

    Yes I am bored.
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    Holy fuck Splatoon is a ton of fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    Holy fuck my mom is a ton of fun.
    METRIC ton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    METRIC ton.
    Ouch man. That's a new low.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    Ouch man. That's a new low.
    I'll say. She jumped off my dick and left a crater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I'll say. She jumped off my dick and left a crater.
    Jesus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    Jesus.
    He was there.

    He wept.

    Apparently omniscience just means being able to see your mom's fat ass from an infinite number of angles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I'll say. She jumped off my dick and left a crater.
    Question is, did you explore her "bat cave" ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior View Post
    Question is, did you explore her "bat cave" ?

    Bigger than Bracken. Guinness needs to get on the fucking ball.

    I'd fuck with the jesus. Those holes in the hands? Can you imagine the hand jobs? Fucking dope. You can slide your cock right through there. I call it a doubting dick. It's better than getting a blowjob from a chick with a tongue ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Bigger than Bracken. Guinness needs to get on the fucking ball.

    I'd fuck with the jesus. Those holes in the hands? Can you imagine the hand jobs? Fucking dope. You can slide your cock right through there. I call it a doubting dick. It's better than getting a blowjob from a chick with a tongue ring.


    Bitches with body mutilations got issues seriously.
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    Never played Skullgirls but I'm destroying my lads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spose' View Post
    Never played Skullgirls but I'm destroying my lads.
    Good, now you can play me in some games in Fightcade!
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