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    Huh, I guess Polish women aren't all that tall after all. Maybe I only notice the tall, scary ones.

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    Slavs generally aren't tall. It's Norse blood all over the place that makes people tall.

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    Kielbasa and Pierogis make Polish women strongk

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    Finally got the last item on Isaac. Thought it was going to take a lot longer. Got to figure out what to move onto next

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    Woah @ Netherlands. There's a country in the world where I'm not tall, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elin View Post
    Woah @ Netherlands. There's a country in the world where I'm not tall, apparently.
    Sexy everywhere though.

    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Slavs generally aren't tall. It's Norse blood all over the place that makes people tall.
    Ahaha, me crush puny humans!!!!!

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    You're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're on repeat now, you're reading this in her voice now, you're matched up now, you're in a shit team now, you're losing now, you're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid now, you're a squid now. You'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasq uidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou 'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakid nowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou' reakidnowyou'reasquidnow yo̱̬u̳͚̱'̼̝̜̤̟̳re̱͚̬͙̕a͎͚̦̗k̸ ̫̬͍͈̮͚ͅi͎̳̯͙dn̨͓̫̻̝̩o̝̹̰̖͈̝ ̖w̤̬͍̥̼͖̟̕y̷̙̘o͎͕͘u̱͉͍̫͓'̸̩� �͖̞̩ͅr̗͜e̫͙̬à̱͕s͞q̩̺̞̜̝̤̯ụ� �̥ḭ͙͖̺̜d̡̻̼͉̣n̨̳͎͇̰̩ͅo̮̭̠w͢ ̹͎̫̰͖̘͓yo̱̬u̳͚̱'̼̝̜̤̟̳re̱͚̬̕ ͙a͎͚̦̗k̸̫̬͍͈̮͚ͅi͎̳̯͙dn̨͓̫̻̝� �o̝̹̰̖͈̝̖w̤̬͍̥̼͖̟̕y̷̙̘o͎͕͘u̱ ͉͍̫͓'̸̩͍͖̞̩ͅr̗͜e̫͙̬à̱͕s͞q̩̺ ̞̜̝̤̯ụ̼̥ḭ͙͖̺̜d̡̻̼͉̣n̨̳͎͇̰ ̩ͅo̮̭̠w̹͎̫̰͖̘͓͢yo̱̬u̳͚̱'̼̝̜̤ ̟̳re̱͚̬͙̕a͎͚̦̗k̸̫̬͍͈̮͚ͅi͎̳̯� �dn̨͓̫̻̝̩o̝̹̰̖͈̝̖w̤̬͍̥̼͖̟̕y̷ ̙̘o͎͕͘u̱͉͍̫͓'̸̩͍͖̞̩ͅr̗͜e̫͙̬a ̱͕̀s͞q̩̺̞̜̝̤̯ụ̼̥ḭ͙͖̺̜d̡̻̼� �̣n̨̳͎͇̰̩ͅo̮̭̠w̹͎̫̰͖̘͓͢yo̱̬u� �͚̱'̼̝̜̤̟̳re̱͚̬͙̕a͎͚̦̗k̸̫̬͍ͅ ͈̮͚i͎̳̯͙dn̨͓̫̻̝̩o̝̹̰̖͈̝̖w̤̕� �͍̥̼͖̟y̷̙̘o͎͕͘u̱͉͍̫͓'̸̩͍͖̞ͅ� �r̗͜e̫͙̬à̱͕s͞q̩̺̞̜̝̤̯ụ̼̥ḭ͙ ͖̺̜d̡̻̼͉̣n̨̳͎͇̰̩ͅo̮̭̠w̹͎̫̰͢ ͖̘͓


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer View Post
    Sexy everywhere though.
    Oh you. <3 I love you like Michael Ballack loves farming haddocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    You're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're on repeat now, you're reading this in her voice now, you're matched up now, you're in a shit team now, you're losing now, you're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid now, you're a squid now. You'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnow you'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasq uidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou 'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakid nowyou'reasquidnowyou'reakidnowyou'reasquidnowyou' reakidnowyou'reasquidnow yo̱̬u̳͚̱'̼̝̜̤̟̳re̱͚̬͙̕a͎͚̦̗k̸ ̫̬͍͈̮͚ͅi͎̳̯͙dn̨͓̫̻̝̩o̝̹̰̖͈̝ ̖w̤̬͍̥̼͖̟̕y̷̙̘o͎͕͘u̱͉͍̫͓'̸̩� �͖̞̩ͅr̗͜e̫͙̬à̱͕s͞q̩̺̞̜̝̤̯ụ� �̥ḭ͙͖̺̜d̡̻̼͉̣n̨̳͎͇̰̩ͅo̮̭̠w͢ ̹͎̫̰͖̘͓yo̱̬u̳͚̱'̼̝̜̤̟̳re̱͚̬̕ ͙a͎͚̦̗k̸̫̬͍͈̮͚ͅi͎̳̯͙dn̨͓̫̻̝� �o̝̹̰̖͈̝̖w̤̬͍̥̼͖̟̕y̷̙̘o͎͕͘u̱ ͉͍̫͓'̸̩͍͖̞̩ͅr̗͜e̫͙̬à̱͕s͞q̩̺ ̞̜̝̤̯ụ̼̥ḭ͙͖̺̜d̡̻̼͉̣n̨̳͎͇̰ ̩ͅo̮̭̠w̹͎̫̰͖̘͓͢yo̱̬u̳͚̱'̼̝̜̤ ̟̳re̱͚̬͙̕a͎͚̦̗k̸̫̬͍͈̮͚ͅi͎̳̯� �dn̨͓̫̻̝̩o̝̹̰̖͈̝̖w̤̬͍̥̼͖̟̕y̷ ̙̘o͎͕͘u̱͉͍̫͓'̸̩͍͖̞̩ͅr̗͜e̫͙̬a ̱͕̀s͞q̩̺̞̜̝̤̯ụ̼̥ḭ͙͖̺̜d̡̻̼� �̣n̨̳͎͇̰̩ͅo̮̭̠w̹͎̫̰͖̘͓͢yo̱̬u� �͚̱'̼̝̜̤̟̳re̱͚̬͙̕a͎͚̦̗k̸̫̬͍ͅ ͈̮͚i͎̳̯͙dn̨͓̫̻̝̩o̝̹̰̖͈̝̖w̤̕� �͍̥̼͖̟y̷̙̘o͎͕͘u̱͉͍̫͓'̸̩͍͖̞ͅ� �r̗͜e̫͙̬à̱͕s͞q̩̺̞̜̝̤̯ụ̼̥ḭ͙ ͖̺̜d̡̻̼͉̣n̨̳͎͇̰̩ͅo̮̭̠w̹͎̫̰͢ ͖̘͓


    Y͝͏̷̲̞̜̹̪̥O̝̳̗͙̪̠̬͡U̴̼̳͝ ̪̖͡A҉̣̙͉͖̫̬̝̠̤́R̷̰̰͍̝̫̣̮E̛� �̟̘̟̜̦͡ ̹̲̩̜̜̤̳͢ͅI̸̭͟͝N͏̙̱ ̢̻̘͘H͏̡̠͜E̳͕͇̼̳̞̝̘L̵̻̪Ḻ ̧̻̼ͅN̟̣̰Ò͎̯̲̳̬̗̗̘W̴̩̖̠̩͟



    *reboots Rage OS* Holy shit I was almost stuck in a creepypasta.
    Too much Splatoon eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Too much Splatoon eh?
    Way too much, leveling up is hard as balls. I'm at level 27 and to level up I'd have to play 19 ranked matches and win them all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    Way too much, leveling up is hard as balls. I'm at level 27 and to level up I'd have to play 19 ranked matches and win them all.
    Have they just increased the level cap? It was 20 last I heard.

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    Just beat Transistor, now to recourse through the story again to go for the plat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Just beat Transistor, now to recourse through the story again to go for the plat
    I haven't got time for gaming at the minute with full time hours and spending weekends away.

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