What are some of the weirdest, funniest or just plain ol wtf ways you've ever been hit on?
I remember when I was walking into Del Taco and this kid got the door for me because of the stroller and she asks Are you married? I roll my eyesand tell her no. She smiles at me then and says, "Oh cool, cuz my dad wants your number." seriously dude? you can't ask for it yourself? wtf.
my kid was going out to see santa, I was cold, grumpy and wasn't feeling up to socializing, when its her turn santa asks where her mommy is, so she points and he says, "Do you want to come sit on Santa's lap?" And I was like no. omg in front of all those kids too.
I was at the mall with my cousin and this guy starts hitting on me, out of nowhere he comes up with the corniest line I've ever heard
"Hey girl, do you like chocolate? And I'm not talking about the candy." It took everything I had not to laugh. My cousin was not so reserved.
I was in Hollywood and asked this guy for directions he was tall skinny, long haired and pretty hot and instead of directions I got this loooong spiel about how he was making his own porn movie, was a vampire and tri-sexual. Het or gay, fine. Bi-sexual or bi-curious, whatever floats your boat, tri-sexual? I don't think I wanna know what that means, anyways he kissed me without my permission asked if I wanted to be in his vamp porn and I fortunately never saw him again
I was just out for a walk when I heard this noise, you know the noise when someone who can't whistle (I can't either) tries but fails? well this dude tries to whistle at me fails, and finally shouts whooo! cracked me up.