Weirdest/Funniest Ways You've Ever Been Hit On?

[maverickhuntergirlZ492]

What are some of the weirdest, funniest or just plain ol wtf ways you've ever been hit on?


I remember when I was walking into Del Taco and this kid got the door for me because of the stroller and she asks Are you married? I roll my eyesand tell her no. She smiles at me then and says, "Oh cool, cuz my dad wants your number." seriously dude? you can't ask for it yourself? wtf.

my kid was going out to see santa, I was cold, grumpy and wasn't feeling up to socializing, when its her turn santa asks where her mommy is, so she points and he says, "Do you want to come sit on Santa's lap?" And I was like no. omg in front of all those kids too.

I was at the mall with my cousin and this guy starts hitting on me, out of nowhere he comes up with the corniest line I've ever heard

"Hey girl, do you like chocolate? And I'm not talking about the candy." It took everything I had not to laugh. My cousin was not so reserved.

I was in Hollywood and asked this guy for directions he was tall skinny, long haired and pretty hot and instead of directions I got this loooong spiel about how he was making his own porn movie, was a vampire and tri-sexual. Het or gay, fine. Bi-sexual or bi-curious, whatever floats your boat, tri-sexual? I don't think I wanna know what that means, anyways he kissed me without my permission asked if I wanted to be in his vamp porn and I fortunately never saw him again

I was just out for a walk when I heard this noise, you know the noise when someone who can't whistle (I can't either) tries but fails? well this dude tries to whistle at me fails, and finally shouts whooo! cracked me up.

[Jazzmarazz]

Never been.

[Ragnar]

Sometimes I try to pickup boxes at work, and they're literally glued together. So I just start yanking on one till it tears loose, next thing I know I'm pulling really hard on a box that's free. I've nearly killed myself slamming a box into my windpipe.

Wait, was that not the topic?

[Warrior]

....................I was hit on by fags at work many years ago..................disgusting bastards..................

Not really funny , more absolutely disgusting than anything.

[maverickhuntergirlZ492]

Sometimes I try to pickup boxes at work, and they're literally glued together. So I just start yanking on one till it tears loose, next thing I know I'm pulling really hard on a box that's free. I've nearly killed myself slamming a box into my windpipe.

Wait, was that not the topic?

Who knew boxes were so murderous? :p

[Jazzmarazz]

....................I was hit on by fags at work many years ago..................disgusting bastards..................

Not really funny , more absolutely disgusting than anything.

That pretty hateful to say. Assuming they liked men, saying they were disgusting is saying they had bad taste. Expect a lot of neg rep very soon.

[frenchfries]

I had some fat drunk nasty barely holding her eyes open prostitute ask me if i wanted to "go somewhere" at the bar last night. Her pathetic wannabe pimp sitting there "monitoring". He even jumped in and said "she just needs a ride 2 blocks". All needy like you know how skanky crackfucks at the bar can be. Im like no thanks.

They persisted here and there doing their damdest to make that next rock. I was like "sorry about your luck toots".

[Warrior]

That pretty hateful to say. Assuming they liked men, saying they were disgusting is saying they had bad taste. Expect a lot of neg rep very soon.

They were gay, openly admitted it, even bothered to touch me and when questioned regarding the touching said "Don't worry about it"

This ain't a homophobia issue, its a realization that coworkers wanted to do a certain activity with your lower digestive tract that you find kind of revolting after giving it some thought for the first time in your life.

I guess I could have used some much lighter wording in my previous post but I have a bad habit of doing the opposite.

[deadlegion]

....................I was hit on by fags at work many years ago..................disgusting bastards..................

Not really funny , more absolutely disgusting than anything.

lmao

I'm not sure if you're bullshitting, the US is just plain weird or you're giving off an "odd" vibe. Gays can tell the difference between heterosexual dudes and gays/bis. I don't think I've ever seen a gay guy hitting on straight guys...well unless it was just in jest and they were friends (and if so that's just a joke and not legitimate).

[Gypsy]

Maybe you shouldn't have been thrusting your package at them.

Oh also, shar and I were going to garage sales earlier this year when shar got hit on by an underage girl (like 16 maybe?). Jokes about Wyrm were made.

[Iamerror]

When I was working at a telemarketing place, a guy that I had talk to maybe once or twice tried to kiss me. I slapped him(not hard though) and he got the message.

[Sprung]

[Elmdor Rizer]

....................I was hit on by fags at work many years ago..................disgusting bastards..................

Not really funny , more absolutely disgusting than anything.

They were gay, openly admitted it, even bothered to touch me and when questioned regarding the touching said "Don't worry about it"

This ain't a homophobia issue, its a realization that coworkers wanted to do a certain activity with your lower digestive tract that you find kind of revolting after giving it some thought for the first time in your life.

I guess I could have used some much lighter wording in my previous post but I have a bad habit of doing the opposite.

They OPENLY ADMITTED IT? Disgusting pigs!!!!!

I had some fat drunk nasty barely holding her eyes open prostitute ask me if i wanted to "go somewhere" at the bar last night. Her pathetic wannabe pimp sitting there "monitoring". He even jumped in and said "she just needs a ride 2 blocks". All needy like you know how skanky crackfucks at the bar can be. Im like no thanks.

They persisted here and there doing their damdest to make that next rock. I was like "sorry about your luck toots".

Ah ha ha ha sexism.

Sooooo. I, err, don't really get hit on in funny/weird ways. Years ago some poor piss-drunk girl pretended to be impressed by me knowing lots of postal codes in my hometown, but sadly I think that says more about me than it did about her. Also, she gave me banana pie. Yay!?

[Warrior]

A little late to the party eh Elmdor?

[Beelzebub]

I had a prostitute knock on my door once and ask if she could come in and "stay" with me. I laughed and slammed the door on her face.