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    Default Ways to Get Kicked Outta Wal-mart Game

    grab your friends and nerf guns and wage a full on foam war against all who refuse to stand against you

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    Try on underwear without going to the change rooms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Cat View Post
    Try on underwear without going to the change rooms.
    Go to changing room and yell, "OH NO! THERES NO TP IN THIS STALL!"

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    Rub your wang against all the, uh, garden... stools. They have those, right?

    Yes, all of them.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    dress up in a Viking costume during Easter and then sing Elmer' Fudd's rendition of Kill da Wabbit! While terrorizing small, plush bunnies

    swing your leg up on one of those stick horses and borrow their cowboy hats and water guns and have a wild west shoot out. then ask the manager if he's feelin lucky today in your best John Wayne impression

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    Change your name to Roxas and get a job there!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jafar View Post
    Change your name to Roxas and get a job there!



    This just made me spit some yogurt out at the screen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jafar View Post
    Change your name to Roxas and get a job there!



    Best. Comment. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Go to changing room and yell, "OH NO! THERES NO TP IN THIS STALL!"
    That won't get you tossed, they'll just laugh at your funny joke. Now if you use the change room as a stall...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jafar View Post
    Change your name to Roxas and get a job there!



    That's just mean. Oh wait, I mean I like it, hah
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    That is mean you guys.

    Grab chopsticks and a bunch of cans and do Wipeout over the loudspeakers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jafar View Post
    Change your name to Roxas and get a job there!



    Or change your name to Zally, get a job there and go all Zally on them eventually?

    Too soon?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Light up. If you're approached and asked to get rid of it use the forehead of that individual as an ashtray.
    The toy department would be a good place for this event, preferably whilst many children are present.

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    But... If you light yourself on fire, won't you die?

    Oh wait, I mean I like it, hah
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    Two words: Food fight :3

    Quote Originally Posted by maverickhuntergirlZ492 View Post
    That is mean you guys.

    Grab chopsticks and a bunch of cans and do Wipeout over the loudspeakers
    LMFAO
    Last edited by Inferno.; 28th-October-2014 at 16:38. Reason: Please no double posting, even here it was pointless.

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    Grab a wading pool and place in the entry way.Fill with water and proceed to take a bath and then walk around with just a towel on.That might get you in trouble.

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