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  1. 16th-October-2014, 18:32 #1
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    this cat is obviously the worst cat.

    due to the fact that it is such a failure on all levels, it should not only drop out of the halloween contest to prevent its inevitable loss, but it should probably just kill itself to prevent any further shame to the felidae family.

    its only consolation is hoping that there are, perhaps, worse animals out there.

    the worst horse?

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    please comfort the worst cat in its misery by finding other animals perhaps worse than it. if it can show the world it is not truly the worst of all, perhaps in the end it will find love.

    meow.
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    Oh hi. I'm no animal but I'm worst basketball.

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    Let's play chess!
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    that truly is a very poor basketball.

    i would like to play chess but unfortunately the worst cat has also the worst paws. i dont believe i could hold the pieces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worst Cat View Post
    that truly is a very poor basketball.

    i would like to play chess but unfortunately the worst cat has also the worst paws. i dont believe i could hold the pieces.
    If worst basketball can play chess so can worst cat
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    Oh, hello there. I CAN'T DECIDE! I'M EITHER THE WORST ZEBRA OR THE WORST GIRAFFE!!!

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    It's okay though, because I'm still one of the coolest animals. Don't know about chess skillz however...

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!
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    the worst dolphin.

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    That animal looks more constipated than intelligent. I've always suspected that the whole "dolphins are soooo smart!!!!"-stories are bullshit.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer View Post
    I've always suspected that the whole "dolphins are soooo smart!!!!"-stories are bullshit.
    They're smarter than most aquatic lifeforms, but I don't think they're any smarter than dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer View Post
    That animal looks more constipated than intelligent. I've always suspected that the whole "dolphins are soooo smart!!!!"-stories are bullshit.
    it has fingernails too. what exactly does a dolphin need fingernails for? this is clearly the worst dolphin. i dont think even the worst shark would be interested in this dolphin.
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    this is the worst cow

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    Worst Armadillo.

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    that just looks like is Polly Pocket edition armadillo.
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    Worst puppy.
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    That puppy IS kinda bad, you know.

    OH, NO, WORST TACO APPEARS!

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    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebub View Post
    Worst puppy.
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