Let's compose personal theme songs!!!!!!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yeah, so in the hang out I recently made a theme song for that Gobby chap, influenced by the guys over at Fitbathatba (yeah, you wouldn't know, check my sig... :/ ).

HE'S CALLED GOBBY, HE'S BULGARIAN,
PROBABLY, ALSO HE'S A HAIRY ONE.
THIRD COUSIN OF VALERI BOJINOV, WON'T RECOGNIZE HIS SHODDY GOAL/GAME RATIO,
GOBBY LIKES ANIME, AND POOS ALL OVER THE PATIO.

He didn't seem to like it much at all but I personally think it's a bit of a masterpiece. So, I figured, why stop there? There are two ways to play this topic.

1. Everyone who posts makes a theme song about the user above them.
2. People stink and just post here, and then I make a theme song about them. I'll most likely get tired of this after writing, like, two themes and then just let the thread die.

So, anyways, to show you guys what this is all about I made one for Zally aswell.

IT'S ZALADANE, SITS IN THE LIBRARY
OWNS THE COMPLETE GOLDEN GIRLS DVD COLLECTION, POSSIBLY MAYBE HEE HEE,
HE'S INSANE, PLAYS RETRO RPGS ON THE PS3,
SOMETHING SOMETHING, MUNDANE CUCUMBERS.

Yup, I'm great at this.

[Inferno.]

Thread. Of. The. Year.

ALL YEARS.

[Zaladane]

Dude. Golden Girls are the shit!




Not a patch on Designing Women though

[Gypsy]

*bookmarked*

[Elmdor Rizer]

You guys stink!

Thread. Of. The. Year.

ALL YEARS.

HERE'S INFERNO, HE'S ONLINE MORE THAN YOU,
WE USED TO THINK HE WAS A BIG WHINER, BUT THEN HE BOUGHT MEGA MAN PART TWO.
CURLING IRON ON THE WALL, WHO LOVES HIS JOB MOST OF ALL?
HE USED TO REALLY DIG MY BIG WIENER (hey, it's alright), BUT THEN HE BOUGHT MEGA MAN PART FOUR.

[Gare]

OH ELMDOR THE BEAUTIFUL, HOW I'D STROKE HIS HAIR
AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HIS EAR
HIS FOOTBALL HE LOVES, A HOBBY WE DO NOT SHARE
BUT THAT'S FINE, FOR IN LOVE AND VIDYA GAMES, ALL IS FAIR

L-Leave me alone! I'm still getting the hang of this, okay?

[Warrior]

OH ELMDOR THE BEAUTIFUL, HOW I'D STROKE HIS HAIR
AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HIS EAR
HIS FOOTBALL HE LOVES, A HOBBY WE DO NOT SHARE
BUT THAT'S FINE, FOR IN LOVE AND VIDYA GAMES, ALL IS FAIR

L-Leave me alone! I'm still getting the hang of this, okay?

Gare you Homo or are you just REALLY trying to suck up?

[Gare]

Gare you Homo or are you just REALLY trying to suck up?

Clearly you don't understand the relationship I have with Elmdor. I thought it was obvious we were lovers.

[Cookie Monster]

Clearly you don't understand the relationship I have with Elmdor. I thought it was obvious we were lovers.

GoB knows nothing He wouldn't say that if he knew how cute Elmy is. And how perfect his nipples are.

[Warrior]

GoB knows nothing He wouldn't say that if he knew how cute Elmy is. And how perfect his nipples are.

My response to this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvELP-bPVc

And I don't swing that way brother

[Elmdor Rizer]

*bookmarked*

GYPSY'S HIS NAME, TROLLING IS HIS GAME,
MAKING HIM RETRO WARRANTED ATLEAST THREE TOPICS, APPARENTLY WE DON'T REALLY LIKE HIS BROTHER I THINK.
CHEESE WASN'T SERIOUS ENOUGH, ROBBEN IS A BIG FAT CUNT,
LIKES TO SHAG MONOSYLLABIC CHICKS, I HEARD SHARD'S MOTHER'S PUSSY'S ALL SORTS OF PINK.

Seriously, I think I could make a living doing this.

[Zaladane]

GYPSY'S HIS NAME, TROLLING IS HIS GAME,
MAKING HIM RETRO WARRANTED ATLEAST THREE TOPICS, APPARENTLY WE DON'T REALLY LIKE HIS BROTHER I THINK.
CHEESE WASN'T SERIOUS ENOUGH, ROBBEN IS A BIG FAT CUNT,
LIKES TO SHAG MONOSYLLABIC CHICKS, I HEARD SHARD'S MOTHER'S PUSSY'S ALL SORTS OF PINK.

Seriously, I think I could make a living doing this.

Stringing nonsensical sentences together? Fuck yeah you can!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Stringing nonsensical sentences together? Fuck yeah you can!

I'm dropping out of law school tomorrow!!!

Gare you Homo or are you just REALLY trying to suck up?

You make it sound like either of those two things are bad.

OH ELMDOR THE BEAUTIFUL, HOW I'D STROKE HIS HAIR
AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HIS EAR
HIS FOOTBALL HE LOVES, A HOBBY WE DO NOT SHARE
BUT THAT'S FINE, FOR IN LOVE AND VIDYA GAMES, ALL IS FAIR

L-Leave me alone! I'm still getting the hang of this, okay?

I loved it. Although you rhymed a wee bit too well for my taste.

GARLAND IS HERE, GOBBY THINKS HE'S QUEER,
SORT OF MY OLDER BRO, THEREFORE IT'S WEIRD THAT HE MAKES ME SQUIRT.
WHEN HE SEES ÁDÁM BOGDÁN ON THE STREET HE'S LIKE "YO!", THE SQUIRTING BIT WAS KINDA DUMB,
BUT EVERYONE THINKS INCEST JOKES ARE FUN, ALSO HIS OLDER BROTHER IS HOPEFULLY GOING TO PRINT MY SHIRT.