^- ate a canary.....and then a cat
<-has been staring at the ceiling and slowly slipping into madness
v-had to have surgery to remove a vacuum tube from where the sun don't shine.(aka anus)
^- ate a canary.....and then a cat
<-has been staring at the ceiling and slowly slipping into madness
v-had to have surgery to remove a vacuum tube from where the sun don't shine.(aka anus)
^ - Face looks like a screen was held in front of it while feces were tossed at aforementioned screen
< - And had the audacity to ask for seconds
v - Physically assaulted his mother's face with a hot bag of nickels
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^-doesn't know how much i actually want to to do that
<-wishes he had a cookie
v-has a cookie
^ - Literally choked his chicken
< - Enjoys tasty cookie. Leaves not even a crumb big enough for a mouse
v - Hand's over his nickel stash
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^- enjoys bathing in garbage
<-throws his nickel stash into the grand canyon
v- got robbed by a toothbrush toting toddler
^ - Had a party... what else can you do when your mom's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
< - Has killed people for less
v - Was recently spotted singing Hanson's classic, MmmBop at a local gay bar
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ mugged by 5 year old on a trike welding a socket wrench
< currently bored
V unfortunately,their "mom" is 99 years old
^-Has a chonic case of farts
<- doesn't care what anyone says about his mother
v-once tried to teach a dog to drive. Failed miserably.
^ - Enjoys the texture
< - Craps in mouth of guy below him
v - Opens mouth super-wide
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...